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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

I am a jew, andpeople don't think I'm jewish because I'm notfrom the east coast or nothing

I am a jew, and
people don't think I'm jewish because I'm not
from the east coast or nothing

Full Transcript

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I am a jew, and people don't think
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I'm jewish because I'm not from the east coast or nothing.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:37
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
That was a weird place to be jewish, though, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
That was a weird place to be jewish, though,
Boy, my family, we stuck out like a sore thumb - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
Boy, my family, we stuck out like a sore thumb
And my mother was the most beautiful jewish woman - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And my mother was the most beautiful jewish woman
That's what everybody said, and she had a gorgeous figure, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
That's what everybody said, and she had a gorgeous figu...
And she managed to snare the one jewish football - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
And she managed to snare the one jewish football
He played center at west side high, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
He played center at west side high,
And they called him jerry barr, the boy built like a barrel. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And they called him jerry barr, the boy built like a barrel.
And they had me and guess whose body I inherited. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And they had me and guess whose body I inherited.
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
[audience laughs]
It's very sad, very sad for a girl. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
It's very sad, very sad for a girl.
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had.
It's very sad for my-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's very sad for my--
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would
I mean, they were really-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I mean, they were really--
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you,
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fat, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fa...
They put me on so many diets, the rice - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
They put me on so many diets, the rice
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked.
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman--