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If I was going to hit you, it would have made some kind
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

If I was going to hit you,it would have made some kind Of a beeping noise,you know, that...

If I was going to hit you,
it would have made some kind Of a beeping noise,
you know, that tesla Is prepared for hitting
things, and it warns you

Full Transcript

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If I was going to hit you, it would have made some kind
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Of a beeping noise, you know, that tesla
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Is prepared for hitting things, and it warns you.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:55
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
And I said, you know what you're doing? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And I said, you know what you're doing?
You just know I'm in show business, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
You just know I'm in show business,
You thought you can start some shit with me, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
You thought you can start some shit with me,
You're not the first, and you're probably - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
You're not the first, and you're probably
I'll have you know"-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I'll have you know"--
She goes, "I will have you know that I - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
She goes, "I will have you know that I
The last 24 years, I was bette midler's dresser. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
The last 24 years, I was bette midler's dresser.
I'll have you know that." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I'll have you know that."
I'm, like, "yeah, well, blowing cocaine up - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I'm, like, "yeah, well, blowing cocaine up
"I think you're driving around drunk, roseanne." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
"I think you're driving around drunk, roseanne.&qu...
That's what's wrong with you," because that's - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
That's what's wrong with you," because that&#...
"you are an anti-semite." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
"you are an anti-semite."
She goes, "my name is goldberg." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:14
She goes, "my name is goldberg."
When I went in, I noticed the front fender - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
When I went in, I noticed the front fender
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
[audience laughs]
Can you believe that it has been two or three years since we - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Can you believe that it has been two or three years since we
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
[audience cheers]
You know, I figured out q, q, it stands for quarantine. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
You know, I figured out q, q, it stands for quarantine.
It wasn't any of that who's going to get arrested bullshit. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
It wasn't any of that who's going to get arrested ...
Because you had to be with your goddamn family in the house, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Because you had to be with your goddamn family in the house,