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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

I'm never going tonobody's wedding If they've been marriedmore than three times

I'm never going to
nobody's wedding If they've been married
more than three times

Full Transcript

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I'm never going to nobody's wedding
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If they've been married more than three times.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:12
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
It's like, let me know if you're still together - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
It's like, let me know if you're still together
I'm not gonna listen when old people start griping - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I'm not gonna listen when old people start griping
Well, roseanne, you know, I've got - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
Well, roseanne, you know, I've got
And it's really painful, and I can barely-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And it's really painful, and I can barely--
'cause I'm their friend, I'll put - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
'cause I'm their friend, I'll put
Another thing, I'm not gonna be nice to those jehovah's - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
Another thing, I'm not gonna be nice to those jehovah&#...
But you got to take your pants off - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
But you got to take your pants off
And last but not least, I'm never going on another date - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And last but not least, I'm never going on another date
My back hurt after that. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
My back hurt after that.
Well, another thing in the quarantine, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
Well, another thing in the quarantine,
And so I know there's probably some yous here that wants - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
And so I know there's probably some yous here that want...
If you've got a question about your future-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
If you've got a question about your future--
You might be very, very surprised at how accurate I am - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
You might be very, very surprised at how accurate I am
Is there anybody who wants me to answer their psychic-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
Is there anybody who wants me to answer their psychic--
No, you're still gonna have to fuck her. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
No, you're still gonna have to fuck her.
Why, I said it already five times, didn't I? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Why, I said it already five times, didn't I?
You're still gonna have to have sex with her, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
You're still gonna have to have sex with her,
Do you have somebody you're engaged to? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Do you have somebody you're engaged to?
And do you know anybody you want to marry? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
And do you know anybody you want to marry?
And what's your time limit? 'cause you look like you're - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And what's your time limit? 'cause you look like y...