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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Keep your hands off stuff, anddon't stick your nasty fingers Through the plastic

Keep your hands off stuff, and
don't stick your nasty fingers Through the plastic

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Keep your hands off stuff, and don't stick your nasty fingers
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Through the plastic.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:22
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
Did it ever occur to you when you had these little bastards - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
Did it ever occur to you when you had these little bastards
It really gets me, as I'm jealous of anyone who - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
It really gets me, as I'm jealous of anyone who
I never thought I would see the day when a woman goes in - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
I never thought I would see the day when a woman goes in
All the men, they want to be women, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
All the men, they want to be women,
Are there any men here tonight who would define their self? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Are there any men here tonight who would define their self?
I defy any of you men who say you're strong and manly - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I defy any of you men who say you're strong and manly
Well, I defy you to go home tonight and tell - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:18
Well, I defy you to go home tonight and tell
Tell her you need to sit down and shut - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Tell her you need to sit down and shut
Stop bitching about every other woman - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
Stop bitching about every other woman
Close your mouth and make me a sandwich. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Close your mouth and make me a sandwich.
None of yous will do it because you're scared shitless. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
None of yous will do it because you're scared shitless.
Something has happened to women, and they're just - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Something has happened to women, and they're just
We'll do anything for dick, anything for dick. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
We'll do anything for dick, anything for dick.
We used to like freedom and liberty and this and that - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
We used to like freedom and liberty and this and that
Now, it's anything for dick, putting plastic in your boobs, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:14
Now, it's anything for dick, putting plastic in your bo...
You're dick-tarted, for christ's sake? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
You're dick-tarted, for christ's sake?
They've got all the women on the hormones because-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
They've got all the women on the hormones because--
Roseanne, unfortunately, the only thing thin on you - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
Roseanne, unfortunately, the only thing thin on you
You people don't agree with me. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
You people don't agree with me.
So you're a big sex fiend. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
So you're a big sex fiend.