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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Plus, my mother and father werevery concerned that I would Never find a husbandbecause I...

Plus, my mother and father were
very concerned that I would Never find a husband
because I was fat And had a bad attitude
and a big mouth

Full Transcript

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Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would
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Never find a husband because I was fat
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And had a bad attitude and a big mouth.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:30
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
I mean, they were really-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I mean, they were really--
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you,
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fat, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fa...
They put me on so many diets, the rice - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
They put me on so many diets, the rice
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked.
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman--
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any of you. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any...
But the first thing that went in my mind is-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
But the first thing that went in my mind is--
And by the way she answered-- because it took - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And by the way she answered-- because it took
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slob - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slo...
And all of them had eyes that went like this, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And all of them had eyes that went like this,
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never
And they were fat, not that I should say - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And they were fat, not that I should say
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator,
The guy, he thought he was disguising it, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
The guy, he thought he was disguising it,
"well, let's all go down to the dairy queen - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:21
"well, let's all go down to the dairy queen
I'm not, you know. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I'm not, you know.
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
[audience laughs]
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:19
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me,