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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

So he fixes it up that Igo in there every day-- I swear to god this is true--and I get a...

So he fixes it up that I
go in there every day-- I swear to god this is true--
and I get a shot of urine From a pregnant horse

Full Transcript

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So he fixes it up that I go in there every day--
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I swear to god this is true-- and I get a shot of urine
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From a pregnant horse.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:43
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight,
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor guy, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor gu...
But, yeah, I was kind of cute at that time, then I left home. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But, yeah, I was kind of cute at that time, then I left home...
I had all these fantasies living at home there, living at home - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I had all these fantasies living at home there, living at ho...
I didn't have no friends or nothing, mostly in my room, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I didn't have no friends or nothing, mostly in my room,
Number one, I wanted to grow up, leave utah, of course. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Number one, I wanted to grow up, leave utah, of course.
Two, I wanted to get out there and get - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Two, I wanted to get out there and get
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:20
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills
[audience erupts in cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
[audience erupts in cheers]
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:18
[audience cheers]
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool.
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
[audience cheers]
But one thing we say over there, it is quite a short trip - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
But one thing we say over there, it is quite a short trip
It's quite a short trip sometimes over there. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's quite a short trip sometimes over there.
And, yeah, yeah, spam, that evens it all out. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And, yeah, yeah, spam, that evens it all out.
You probably read about me having macular degeneration - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
You probably read about me having macular degeneration
So the fact of it is I could grow weed over there in hawaii, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
So the fact of it is I could grow weed over there in hawaii,
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
[audience cheers]
When I ran for president, I ran on legalization of marijuana - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
When I ran for president, I ran on legalization of marijuana