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They just, like a rubber band, stretch it to the end
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

They just, like a rubberband, stretch it to the end

They just, like a rubber
band, stretch it to the end

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They just, like a rubber band, stretch it to the end.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:19
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
My sister, she never quite puts the hammer down on her. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
My sister, she never quite puts the hammer down on her.
She has twin lesbian daughters that are-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
She has twin lesbian daughters that are--
I really-- you know, I'm there, on top of my kids. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
I really-- you know, I'm there, on top of my kids.
My kids can't get away with anything that I know about. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
My kids can't get away with anything that I know about.
She's like, I'm going to count to five, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
She's like, I'm going to count to five,
1, 2, 3? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
1, 2, 3?
I'm like, you've got to hit these bitches! - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I'm like, you've got to hit these bitches!
And why has it fallen to me to be - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
And why has it fallen to me to be
Their mom will pay no attention to them because she's too - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
Their mom will pay no attention to them because she's t...
--For her instagram page, where the kids are running wild. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
--For her instagram page, where the kids are running wild.
Now I'm, like, kind of on a bender about it. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Now I'm, like, kind of on a bender about it.
Hey, stop doing that. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Hey, stop doing that.
Keep your hands off stuff, and don't stick your nasty fingers - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Keep your hands off stuff, and don't stick your nasty f...
Did it ever occur to you when you had these little bastards - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
Did it ever occur to you when you had these little bastards
It really gets me, as I'm jealous of anyone who - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
It really gets me, as I'm jealous of anyone who
I never thought I would see the day when a woman goes in - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
I never thought I would see the day when a woman goes in
All the men, they want to be women, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
All the men, they want to be women,
Are there any men here tonight who would define their self? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Are there any men here tonight who would define their self?
I defy any of you men who say you're strong and manly - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I defy any of you men who say you're strong and manly
Well, I defy you to go home tonight and tell - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:18
Well, I defy you to go home tonight and tell