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Two, I wanted to get out there and get
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Two, I wanted to getout there and get My pork on becausewe were not allowed To have any...

Two, I wanted to get
out there and get My pork on because
we were not allowed To have any pork in my house

Full Transcript

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Two, I wanted to get out there and get
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My pork on because we were not allowed
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To have any pork in my house.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:51
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:20
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills
[audience erupts in cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
[audience erupts in cheers]
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:18
[audience cheers]
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool.
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
[audience cheers]
But one thing we say over there, it is quite a short trip - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
But one thing we say over there, it is quite a short trip
It's quite a short trip sometimes over there. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's quite a short trip sometimes over there.
And, yeah, yeah, spam, that evens it all out. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And, yeah, yeah, spam, that evens it all out.
You probably read about me having macular degeneration - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
You probably read about me having macular degeneration
So the fact of it is I could grow weed over there in hawaii, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
So the fact of it is I could grow weed over there in hawaii,
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
[audience cheers]
When I ran for president, I ran on legalization of marijuana - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
When I ran for president, I ran on legalization of marijuana
[audience erupts in cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
[audience erupts in cheers]
It really helps you if you have anxiety issues, which I do, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
It really helps you if you have anxiety issues, which I do,
So it's a very good treatment for that kind of thing. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
So it's a very good treatment for that kind of thing.
The marijuana, it does help me with my driving - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
The marijuana, it does help me with my driving
And, well, I probably shouldn't even drive is the bottom line - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And, well, I probably shouldn't even drive is the botto...
But, you know, luckily, I was not hurt, so it all worked out. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But, you know, luckily, I was not hurt, so it all worked out...
But-- but one day, my kids were coming over, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
But-- but one day, my kids were coming over,
And, you know, my kids are probably like your kids. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
And, you know, my kids are probably like your kids.