What a shambles! We're just not getting anywhere! Not even England! And I *don't* believe...
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Rosencrantz:
What a shambles! We're just not getting anywhere! Not even England! And I *don't* believe in it, anyway!
Guildenstern:
In what?
Rosencrantz:
England.
Guildenstern:
Just a conspiracy of cartographers, you mean?
Rosencrantz:
I mean, I don't believe it! And even if it *is* true, the King of England won't know *what* we're talking about! What are we going to say?
Guildenstern:
We say, "Your Majesty, we have arrived."
Rosencrantz:
[as King of England]
"And who are you?"
Guildenstern:
We are Rosencrantz & Guildenstern.
Rosencrantz:
"Never heard of you!"
Guildenstern:
Well, we...
Rosencrantz:
"What's your game?"
Guildenstern:
We have our instruction...
Rosencrantz:
"First I've heard of it!"
Guildenstern:
Let me *finish*!
[pauses]
Guildenstern:
We've come from Denmark.
Rosencrantz:
"What do you want?"
Guildenstern:
*Nothing!* We're delivering Hamlet.
Rosencrantz:
"Who's he?"
Guildenstern:
You've heard of him.
Rosencrantz:
"Oh, I've heard of *him*, alright, and I want nothing to do with him. You march in here without so much as a 'By your leave' and expect me to take in every lunatic you try to pass off with a lot of unsubstantiated..."
Guildenstern:
We've got a letter...
Rosencrantz:
"I see. *I see.* Well, this seems to support your story, such as it is. It is an exact command from the King of Denmark, for several different reasons, importing Denmark's health, and England's, too, that on the reading of this letter, without delay, I should have Hamlet's head cut off."
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What do you want
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Nothing We're delivering Hamlet
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Who's he
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You've heard of him
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Oh I've heard of him all right
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Now I want nothing to do with it
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You march in here without so much as a by your leave
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and expect me to take in every lunatic
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you try to pass off with a lot of unsubstantiated
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We've got a letter
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I see I see
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Well this seems to support your story such as it is
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It is an exact command from the king of Denmark
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For several different reasons
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importing Denmark's health and England's too
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that on the reading of this letter without delay
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I should have Hamlet's head cut off
Clip duration: 38 seconds
Views: 85
Timestamp in movie: 01h 41m 32s
Uploaded: 17 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Two minor characters from the play 'Hamlet' stumble around unaware of their scripted lives and unable to deviate from them.
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00:35 There it's all right I'll see we're all right
00:17 Tragedians
00:26 We were sent for
00:18 My name is Guildenstern and this is Rosencrantz
00:17 Do you remember the first thing that happened today
00:11 By all means faithless wives and ravished virgins
00:21 For some it is performance for others patronage
00:16 It costs little to watch
00:07 You're not exclusively players then
00:07 Lucky thing we came along
00:11 Do you speak from knowledge
00:27 Oh good lads how do you both
00:11 Well what news
00:12 You don't understand the humiliation of it
00:20 You can't do death
00:26 Is this the 'Murder of Gonzago
00:17 And then again what is so terrible about death
00:09 We are little men
00:17 Dark isn't it
00:07 It's what is expected