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"Roxanne" quotes

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The large-nosed C.D. Bales is in love with the beautiful Roxanne; she falls for his personality but another man's looks.

Director: Fred Schepisi
Writer: Edmond Rostand, Steve Martin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1987
MetaScore: 73/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $40,050,884
Released: 19 Jun 1987
Awards: 3 wins & 2 nominations
I want to look like Diana Ross What you want is psychotherapy - Roxanne 00:40 I want to look like Diana Ross What you want is... Jerry it is a re match He owes me 50 bucks - Roxanne 00:10 Jerry it is a re match He owes me 50 bucks I want to look like Diana Ross What you want is psychotherapy - Roxanne 00:10 I want to look like Diana Ross What you want is... I will have you neutered - Roxanne 00:14 I will have you neutered You smartarse son of a bitch - Roxanne 00:08 You smartarse son of a bitch Thank you What is this stuff on it - Roxanne 00:21 Thank you What is this stuff on it Do you want a drink - Roxanne 00:17 Do you want a drink Would you like some wine with your nose cheese - Roxanne 00:08 Would you like some wine with your nose cheese Oh it is locked It is locked - Roxanne 00:10 Oh it is locked It is locked Okay light the thing see how you do - Roxanne 00:29 Okay light the thing see how you do Do you know what carpe diem is Some kind of fish fish bait - Roxanne 00:10 Do you know what carpe diem is Some kind of fish fish bait I want it to say action with style Like a GQ fire fighter - Roxanne 00:13 I want it to say action with style Like a GQ fire fighter I love you I have breathed you in and I am suffocating - Roxanne 00:08 I love you I have breathed you in and I am suffocating I almost never let this moment happen - Roxanne 00:10 I almost never let this moment happen Let us take a look at that letter I think it is really good - Roxanne 00:15 Let us take a look at that letter I think it is really good I like cute I just want to meet someone with half a brain - Roxanne 00:09 I like cute I just want to meet someone with half a brain I went through all of the other letters They are all in the same hand - Roxanne 00:11 I went through all of the other letters They are all in the... You see I am and I will always be - Roxanne 00:14 You see I am and I will always be Party trick Well a nose by any other name - Roxanne 00:11 Party trick Well a nose by any other name I would like to say that I would rather be with the people of this town - Roxanne 00:14 I would like to say that I would rather be with the people... Charlie can I talk to you - Roxanne 00:05 Charlie can I talk to you My aunt knitted one of these It was much lighter than this - Roxanne 00:06 My aunt knitted one of these It was much lighter than this You cannot run a fire department with the 7 banana brothers - Roxanne 00:07 You cannot run a fire department with the 7 banana brothers I have a 3 o'clock and a 5 o'clock the women are lined up - Roxanne 00:31 I have a 3 o'clock and a 5 o'clock the women are... That is our new computer We can pinpoint any fire in town with that - Roxanne 00:13 That is our new computer We can pinpoint any fire in town... Goddamn it we are supposed to put them out - Roxanne 00:35 Goddamn it we are supposed to put them out So why did you say those things - Roxanne 00:22 So why did you say those things Where am I You are in Nelson - Roxanne 00:32 Where am I You are in Nelson Just get out - Roxanne 00:14 Just get out He has a great arse Too bad it is on his shoulders - Roxanne 00:05 He has a great arse Too bad it is on his shoulders I think it is brilliant what an idea And I was there I saw it happen - Roxanne 00:33 I think it is brilliant what an idea And I was there I saw... What is it Somebody locked out of their house - Roxanne 00:09 What is it Somebody locked out of their house You must know about M31 Yes - Roxanne 00:26 You must know about M31 Yes I am tired of having a magnificent fabulous interesting nose - Roxanne 00:14 I am tired of having a magnificent fabulous interesting nose Reach out your hand - Roxanne 00:11 Reach out your hand Yes I have a friend who is looking for a cosmetic if one exits - Roxanne 00:34 Yes I have a friend who is looking for a cosmetic if one... You even got me in bed - Roxanne 00:35 You even got me in bed If I do change my mind you will know - Roxanne 00:09 If I do change my mind you will know Your knockers I mean your breasts are like melons - Roxanne 00:14 Your knockers I mean your breasts are like melons Whatever you do do not stare Come on I will not stare - Roxanne 00:33 Whatever you do do not stare Come on I will not stare They call me Porky at school - Roxanne 00:34 They call me Porky at school What can you sit on sleep on and brush your teeth with - Roxanne 00:36 What can you sit on sleep on and brush your teeth with I heard you were tough - Roxanne 00:28 I heard you were tough Did that copy of Being and Nothingness by Jean Paul - Roxanne 00:34 Did that copy of Being and Nothingness by Jean Paul You do not check that in a love letter - Roxanne 00:13 You do not check that in a love letter Do you want to come in I sort of already did - Roxanne 00:19 Do you want to come in I sort of already did What about your boyfriend Richard - Roxanne 00:20 What about your boyfriend Richard I notice you do not have any tattoos Wise choice - Roxanne 00:11 I notice you do not have any tattoos Wise choice I am in orbit around you I am suspended weightless over you - Roxanne 00:17 I am in orbit around you I am suspended weightless over you So what do you get if you are right Nothing - Roxanne 00:27 So what do you get if you are right Nothing It is hypnotic is it not - Roxanne 00:19 It is hypnotic is it not I went inside and thought about why I was attracted to Chris - Roxanne 00:33 I went inside and thought about why I was attracted to Chris The girl likes me what am I afraid of She is no rocket scientist - Roxanne 00:09 The girl likes me what am I afraid of She is no rocket... So why do you not ask her out - Roxanne 00:18 So why do you not ask her out Every job has a perfect tool - Roxanne 00:13 Every job has a perfect tool You will not kill me The guys said - Roxanne 00:30 You will not kill me The guys said Ten more seconds and I am leaving What did you say - Roxanne 00:23 Ten more seconds and I am leaving What did you say When you are reaching for a star there is a long way to fall - Roxanne 00:06 When you are reaching for a star there is a long way to fall Nobody had a coat You said you did not want one - Roxanne 00:28 Nobody had a coat You said you did not want one I really admire your shoes What - Roxanne 00:23 I really admire your shoes What When is he coming He is not coming - Roxanne 00:35 When is he coming He is not coming I have a dream just a little dream - Roxanne 00:30 I have a dream just a little dream You bastard How could you trick me like that - Roxanne 00:35 You bastard How could you trick me like that

Cast

C. D. Bales - Steve Martin
Roxanne - Daryl Hannah
Chuck - John Kapelos