Let's go and check it out!

[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies] C.D. Bales:
Where am I? Nina:
You're in Nelson. C.D. Bales:
Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home! [waves to sky] C.D. Bales:
Bye! What day is it? Nina:
Friday. "Dallas" is on. C.D. Bales:
Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time! Dottie:
What? C.D. Bales:
The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me. Lydia:
I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it? C.D. Bales:
Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this: [makes pucker sounds] C.D. Bales:
Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because They wanted to observe me. Dottie:
At Roxanne's house? C.D. Bales:
That's where they are right now! Dottie:
Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go. C.D. Bales:
You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women. Nina:
Why? C.D. Bales:
Because They wanted to have sex with them. Sophie:
Where? C.D. Bales:
Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing." Lydia:
We do! Sophie:
It's been so long! Dottie:
Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women? [pause] Dottie:
Let's go and check it out!