Where am I You are in Nelson
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[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies]

C.D. Bales:
Where am I?
You're in Nelson.
C.D. Bales:
Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home!
[waves to sky]

C.D. Bales:
Bye! What day is it?
Friday. "Dallas" is on.
C.D. Bales:
Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time!
C.D. Bales:
The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me.
I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it?
C.D. Bales:
Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this:
[makes pucker sounds]

C.D. Bales:
Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because they wanted to observe me.
At Roxanne's house?
C.D. Bales:
That's where they are right now!
Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go.
C.D. Bales:
You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women.
C.D. Bales:
Because they wanted to have sex with them.
C.D. Bales:
Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing."
We do!
It's been so long!
Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women?

Let's go and check it out!


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Where am I You are in Nelson
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Nelson I am home They brought me home
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What day is it Friday Dallas is on
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Friday Then it took no time It did not exist in time
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Suddenly a spacecraft landed right in front of me
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I have read about it Did it have lights
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Lights You never saw so many lights It was like Broadway

Clip duration: 32 seconds
Views: 26
Timestamp in movie: 01:14:39
Uploaded: 04 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: The large-nosed C.D. Bales is in love with the beautiful Roxanne; she falls for his personality but another man's looks.


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