Where am I? You're in Nelson. Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home! Bye! What day...

[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies] C.D. Bales: Where am I? Nina: You're in Nelson. C.D. Bales: Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home! [waves to sky] C.D. Bales: Bye! What day is it? Nina: Friday. "Dallas" is on. C.D. Bales: Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time! Dottie: What? C.D. Bales: The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me. Lydia: I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it? C.D. Bales: Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this: [makes pucker sounds] C.D. Bales: Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because they wanted to observe me. Dottie: At Roxanne's house? C.D. Bales: That's where they are right now! Dottie: Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go. C.D. Bales: You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women. Nina: Why? C.D. Bales: Because they wanted to have sex with them. Sophie: Where? C.D. Bales: Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing." Lydia: We do! Sophie: It's been so long! Dottie: Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women? [pause] Dottie: Let's go and check it out!