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[C.D. drops from a tree in front of the ladies]

C.D. Bales:
Where am I?
Nina:
You're in Nelson.
C.D. Bales:
Nelson? Why, I'm home. They brought me home!
[waves to sky]

C.D. Bales:
Bye! What day is it?
Nina:
Friday. "Dallas" is on.
C.D. Bales:
Friday? Then it took no time! It didn't exist in time!
Dottie:
What?
C.D. Bales:
The spacecraft! I was walking along, and a spacecraft landed right in front of me.
Lydia:
I read about this in the Enquirer. Did it have lights on it?
C.D. Bales:
Lights? You never saw so many lights! It was like Broadway! Then this door opened. A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms! He walked like this:
[makes pucker sounds]

C.D. Bales:
Then he took his palms, put them right on my face. Took me over to Roxanne's house, because they wanted to observe me.
Dottie:
At Roxanne's house?
C.D. Bales:
That's where they are right now!
Dottie:
Ah, this is bullshit. We'll miss "Dallas", come on, girls, let's go.
C.D. Bales:
You think I'm nuts, don't you? They wanted to ask me about older women.
Nina:
Why?
C.D. Bales:
Because they wanted to have sex with them.
Sophie:
Where?
C.D. Bales:
Here! Right here in Nelson. They wanted to start a colony of supermen who would have sex with older women because they said, and I quote, "they really know what they're doing."
Lydia:
We do!
Sophie:
It's been so long!
Dottie:
Oh, girls, girls! Do you actually believe that there are creatures from outer space who want to have sex with older women?
[pause]

Dottie:
Let's go and check it out!

Transcript:
- Where am I? - You are in Nelson. Nelson? I am home. They brought me home. - What day is it? - Friday. "Dallas" is on. Friday? Then it took no time. It did not exist in time. Suddenly a spacecraft landed right in front of me. I have read about it. Did it have lights? Lights? You never saw so many lights. It was like Broadway. A creature with big suckers on his palms came out, he walked like this. He put his palms right in my face... ...took me over to Roxanne's to observe me. At Roxanne's house? This is bullshit; we will miss "Dallas". Let us go. - You think I am nuts. - No. They asked me about older women. They wanted to have sex with them here in Nelson. They will start a colony of supermen who will have sex with older women because: "They really know what they are doing". It has been so long. Do you believe in these creatures... ...wanting to have sex with older women? Let us go and check it out. God, I was nervous last night. Uncomfortable. I did not say anything, I am too dumb... ...I mean, too smart for that. What do you mean nervous? How nervous? - Just real nervous. - Really nervous? You mean so nervous you could not... God, come on, it is embarrassing. Look, I could not do it... ...the third time. The moment we have all been waiting for. Let Oktoberfest... begin! You cannot get anything going here! Is C.D. In? I am catching a plane in 20 minutes. - Why? - I got a call from the university. - I was right about the comet. - Fantastic! I wanted to tell you first. Congratulations, that is great. You are famous. - Is Chris around? - No, I have not seen him. Maybe you can tell him where I am? I will be gone for about a week. Here is my address. Ask him to write me.

Clip duration: 198 seconds
Views: 114
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 21 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: The large-nosed C.D. Bales is in love with the beautiful Roxanne; she falls for his personality but another man's looks.


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Actors

Dottie - Jane Campbell
Sophie - Blanche Rubin
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