But you have to admit your cat's dead! He's deader than a doornail! That cat is colder...
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Ed:
Ever wonder why people wear clothes? Rubin:
Nope. Ed:
But...well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true! Rubin:
I don't have to admit that. Ed:
You have to admit that! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
Yes, you do! Rubin:
I don't have to admit anything! Ed:
You have to admit there's hair on your head! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
Yes, you do! You have to admit that! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
But You have to admit your cat's dead! He's deader than a doornail! That cat is colder than a well digger's ass! Pretty hard to deny that isn't it, Mr. Smartypants? Yep. Deceased. El morto. No more Mr. Kittycat
Ever wonder why people wear clothes? Rubin:
Nope. Ed:
But...well, look at it this way. Man's best friend is his apparel. Now, you start to dress for success, and you will score with the babes, and make the big bucks. You gotta admit that's true! Rubin:
I don't have to admit that. Ed:
You have to admit that! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
Yes, you do! Rubin:
I don't have to admit anything! Ed:
You have to admit there's hair on your head! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
Yes, you do! You have to admit that! Rubin:
No, I don't! Ed:
But You have to admit your cat's dead! He's deader than a doornail! That cat is colder than a well digger's ass! Pretty hard to deny that isn't it, Mr. Smartypants? Yep. Deceased. El morto. No more Mr. Kittycat
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Like ever wonder why people wear clothes Nope
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Look at it this way man's best friend is his apparel Now
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you start to dress for success and you will score with the babes and
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make the big bucks Gotta admit that's true
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I don't have to admit that You have to admit that
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No I don't Yes you do
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I don't have to admit anything
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You have to admit there's hair on your head
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No I don't Well you have to admit that
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Well you have to admit your cat's dead
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He's deader than a doornail
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That cat is colder than a well digger's ass
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Pretty hard to deny that isn't it Mr Smartypants
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Yep Deceased El Morto No more mister kitty cat
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Movie Summary
An unsuccessful, nervous businessman gradually comes to befriend an eccentric, asocial nerd on a trip to Utah to bury a deceased cat.
