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Running on Empty

But if I found out that my datewas within a year, that would suck balls, bro

But if I found out that my date
was within a year, that would suck balls, bro

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But if I found out that my date was within a year,
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that would suck balls, bro.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:05
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
ICM Partners,Analog 77 Films,Black Magic Productions,Redwire Pictures,Lucky 13 Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows Mort who discovers he has less than a year to live, and after his fiancé leaves him, he meets Kate in a dating service that matches people by their death dates, all while being stalked by a disturbed pimp.
[Sid breathes deeply] - Running on Empty 00:06
[Sid breathes deeply]
Yeah, well, uh, that's life, I guess. - Running on Empty 00:05
Yeah, well, uh, that's life, I guess.
So, anyway, me and a couple of the boys - Running on Empty 00:07
So, anyway, me and a couple of the boys
You should definitely come through. - Running on Empty 00:05
You should definitely come through.
My boy Hector's the manager. Ain't no cover with that card. - Running on Empty 00:06
My boy Hector's the manager. Ain't no cover with t...
And Hector hooks us up with free drinks - Running on Empty 00:07
And Hector hooks us up with free drinks
Bullshit, man. Listen, unless you gay, - Running on Empty 00:11
Bullshit, man. Listen, unless you gay,
Every man has a deep biological urgency to see - Running on Empty 00:11
Every man has a deep biological urgency to see
But seriously though, man, you look like you're way overdue - Running on Empty 00:07
But seriously though, man, you look like you're way ove...
[horn honking] - Running on Empty 00:05
[horn honking]
Would anyone like more wine? - Running on Empty 00:08
Would anyone like more wine?
No? Okay, great. - Running on Empty 00:05
No? Okay, great.
[wine sloshing] - Running on Empty 00:11
[wine sloshing]
[Brittany] Morty, my friend was telling me the other day that when you die, - Running on Empty 00:10
[Brittany] Morty, my friend was telling me the other day tha...
[Mortimer] No, that's not true. What happens - Running on Empty 00:12
[Mortimer] No, that's not true. What happens
- That's why I never went into the family biz, babe. - Mmm. - Running on Empty 00:05
- That's why I never went into the family biz, babe. - ...
If I had to put my hands on a cold stiff every day, - Running on Empty 00:08
If I had to put my hands on a cold stiff every day,
You know what? Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey. - Running on Empty 00:05
You know what? Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey.
Can we change the conversation for dinner tonight, - Running on Empty 00:09
Can we change the conversation for dinner tonight,
Jesus Christ, okay? I get it, I know, it is. - Running on Empty 00:05
Jesus Christ, okay? I get it, I know, it is.