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Running on Empty

I politely drank my coffee, ate my slice of pie,and got the hell out of there

I politely drank my coffee, ate my slice of pie,
and got the hell out of there

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I politely drank my coffee,
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ate my slice of pie, and got the hell out of there.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:23
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
ICM Partners,Analog 77 Films,Black Magic Productions,Redwire Pictures,Lucky 13 Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows Mort who discovers he has less than a year to live, and after his fiancé leaves him, he meets Kate in a dating service that matches people by their death dates, all while being stalked by a disturbed pimp.
But good lord, she had amazing legs. - Running on Empty 00:05
But good lord, she had amazing legs.
Honey I'm too desperate to discriminate - Running on Empty 00:07
Honey I'm too desperate to discriminate
[sighs] - Running on Empty 00:10
[sighs]
Yeah, well, we talked about this, okay? I don't see the point. - Running on Empty 00:05
Yeah, well, we talked about this, okay? I don't see the...
I remember hearing about this dating service - Running on Empty 00:08
I remember hearing about this dating service
- Let's go on a date. - She had this crazy fetish - Running on Empty 00:06
- Let's go on a date. - She had this crazy fetish
Is your old roommate still single, or...? - Running on Empty 00:08
Is your old roommate still single, or...?
- [keys jingling] - [melancholic music playing] - Running on Empty 00:06
- [keys jingling] - [melancholic music playing]
[paper rustling] - Running on Empty 00:09
[paper rustling]
Look, I-I know this is very difficult for you. - Running on Empty 00:13
Look, I-I know this is very difficult for you.
Oh, no, no, not this again. Y-you didn't kill Rupert. - Running on Empty 00:06
Oh, no, no, not this again. Y-you didn't kill Rupert.
If I hadn't needed a Humphrey's fix that night, - Running on Empty 00:10
If I hadn't needed a Humphrey's fix that night,
A drunk driver ran a red light. - Running on Empty 00:05
A drunk driver ran a red light.
- [paper rustles] - [keys jingle] - Running on Empty 00:08
- [paper rustles] - [keys jingle]
Mort was doomed ever since he came out - Running on Empty 00:08
Mort was doomed ever since he came out
I mean, we all didn't come out of your vagina, - Running on Empty 00:06
I mean, we all didn't come out of your vagina,
- That's just how it works. - Barry, - Running on Empty 00:08
- That's just how it works. - Barry,
I'm sorry, I'm not much of a comforter - Running on Empty 00:08
I'm sorry, I'm not much of a comforter
Then maybe get back on script, say something nice. - Running on Empty 00:05
Then maybe get back on script, say something nice.
Maybe something sympathetic. Show some empathy, please. - Running on Empty 00:05
Maybe something sympathetic. Show some empathy, please.