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If I hadn't needed a Humphrey's fix that night
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If I hadn't neededa Humphrey's fix that night, fucking froyo freak, pathetic

If I hadn't needed
a Humphrey's fix that night, fucking froyo freak, pathetic

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If I hadn't needed a Humphrey's fix that night,
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fucking froyo freak, pathetic.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:35
Uploaded
Apr 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
ICM Partners,Analog 77 Films,Black Magic Productions,Redwire Pictures,Lucky 13 Productions

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Movie Summary

Follows Mort who discovers he has less than a year to live, and after his fiancé leaves him, he meets Kate in a dating service that matches people by their death dates, all while being stalked by a disturbed pimp.
A drunk driver ran a red light. - Running on Empty 00:05
A drunk driver ran a red light.
- [paper rustles] - [keys jingle] - Running on Empty 00:08
- [paper rustles] - [keys jingle]
Mort was doomed ever since he came out - Running on Empty 00:08
Mort was doomed ever since he came out
I mean, we all didn't come out of your vagina, - Running on Empty 00:06
I mean, we all didn't come out of your vagina,
- That's just how it works. - Barry, - Running on Empty 00:08
- That's just how it works. - Barry,
I'm sorry, I'm not much of a comforter - Running on Empty 00:08
I'm sorry, I'm not much of a comforter
Then maybe get back on script, say something nice. - Running on Empty 00:05
Then maybe get back on script, say something nice.
Maybe something sympathetic. Show some empathy, please. - Running on Empty 00:05
Maybe something sympathetic. Show some empathy, please.
[police siren wailing distantly] - Running on Empty 00:11
[police siren wailing distantly]
Life is unpredictable. - Running on Empty 00:05
Life is unpredictable.
As much as we may try to control the narrative, - Running on Empty 00:07
As much as we may try to control the narrative,
[clinks] - Running on Empty 00:05
[clinks]
[Barry] Now Mort has nothing to fear, - Running on Empty 00:08
[Barry] Now Mort has nothing to fear,
He can do whatever he wants. - Running on Empty 00:06
He can do whatever he wants.
Well... [mumbles] It could be like a date, right? - Running on Empty 00:05
Well... [mumbles] It could be like a date, right?
- No. - I mean-- - Running on Empty 00:05
- No. - I mean--
Is that code for, like, hookup, or-- - Running on Empty 00:08
Is that code for, like, hookup, or--
On the internet it's butt sex - Running on Empty 00:04
On the internet it's butt sex
[melancholic music continues] - Running on Empty 00:06
[melancholic music continues]
"Have you ever been engaged or married?" - Running on Empty 00:18
"Have you ever been engaged or married?"