"Running with Scissors" quotes

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Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finc... Read all

Director: Ryan Murphy
Writer: Ryan Murphy, Augusten Burroughs
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $7,022,827
Released: 27 Oct 2006
Awards: 3 wins & 7 nominations

43 Clips

According to Hope Freud died of kitty leukemia - Running with Scissors 00:12
According to Hope Freud died of kitty leukemia
I'm available Dr Finch - Running with Scissors 00:08
I'm available Dr Finch
I want rules and boundaries - Running with Scissors 00:14
I want rules and boundaries
I don't eat pussy Psycho - Running with Scissors 00:04
I don't eat pussy Psycho
What are you doing here - Running with Scissors 00:04
What are you doing here
I'm gay - Running with Scissors 00:08
I'm gay
I do I smell manure It's coming out of your ears - Running with Scissors 00:11
I do I smell manure It's coming out of your ears
What is it It's an electroshock therapy machine - Running with Scissors 00:05
What is it It's an electroshock therapy machine
You okay with what happened - Running with Scissors 00:30
You okay with what happened
You know Natalie you're so oral you'll never get to anal - Running with Scissors 00:09
You know Natalie you're so oral you'll never get to anal
I need high ceilings - Running with Scissors 00:04
I need high ceilings
Are you ready - Running with Scissors 00:11
Are you ready
My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father - Running with Scissors 00:05
My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father
If by that you're asking am I the great patriarch the father giver - Running with Scissors 00:18
If by that you're asking am I the great patriarch the father...
Get the rage on the page women - Running with Scissors 00:04
Get the rage on the page women
Steve takes me for granted There it is again Men - Running with Scissors 00:05
Steve takes me for granted There it is again Men
You know what Augusten - Running with Scissors 00:17
You know what Augusten
I'm unhappy - Running with Scissors 00:33
I'm unhappy
I don't drink anymore Deirdre I haven't had a drink in three years - Running with Scissors 00:10
I don't drink anymore Deirdre I haven't had a drink in three...
Hope you are by far my favorite daughter - Running with Scissors 00:05
Hope you are by far my favorite daughter
What's left - Running with Scissors 00:19
What's left
What are you all doing in here - Running with Scissors 00:16
What are you all doing in here
Maybe that was your dream - Running with Scissors 00:24
Maybe that was your dream
Stop antagonizing me Natalie Just stop transferring all of your anger onto me - Running with Scissors 00:36
Stop antagonizing me Natalie Just stop transferring all of...
Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out of school - Running with Scissors 00:34
Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out...
I'm used goods - Running with Scissors 00:15
I'm used goods
So you're saying we should split up - Running with Scissors 00:37
So you're saying we should split up
Is he an MD doctor - Running with Scissors 00:34
Is he an MD doctor
In a good way I think he's a genius - Running with Scissors 00:22
In a good way I think he's a genius
I don't understand - Running with Scissors 00:30
I don't understand
Augusten please don't smoke my cigarettes - Running with Scissors 00:07
Augusten please don't smoke my cigarettes
I'm not as pretty as you and I don't have your talent - Running with Scissors 00:36
I'm not as pretty as you and I don't have your talent
I just pooped - Running with Scissors 00:03
I just pooped
Hope you've no business being in here This is my masturbatorium - Running with Scissors 00:05
Hope you've no business being in here This is my...
I'm not a child Hope - Running with Scissors 00:25
I'm not a child Hope
I haven't had a choice - Running with Scissors 00:35
I haven't had a choice
I disapprove of your choices - Running with Scissors 00:34
I disapprove of your choices
Sure Come on - Running with Scissors 00:31
Sure Come on
The Angry Nun - Running with Scissors 00:34
The Angry Nun
I want to be grounded for sleeping with a 35 year old schizophrenic - Running with Scissors 00:06
I want to be grounded for sleeping with a 35 year old...
Now would you like some of these - Running with Scissors 00:13
Now would you like some of these
Tell me so I don't feel so alone - Running with Scissors 00:04
Tell me so I don't feel so alone
Where would we be without our painful childhoods - Running with Scissors 00:05
Where would we be without our painful childhoods

Cast

Deirdre Burroughs - Annette Bening
Dr. Finch - Brian Cox
Neil Bookman - Joseph Fiennes
Natalie Finch - Evan Rachel Wood
Norman Burroughs - Alec Baldwin
Augusten Burroughs - Joseph Cross
Agnes Finch - Jill Clayburgh
Hope Finch - Gwyneth Paltrow
Dorothy - Gabrielle Union
Michael Shephard - Patrick Wilson
Fern Stewart - Kristin Chenoweth
Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs - Jack Kaeding
Christy - 1978 Poetry Club - Nancy Cassaro
Restaurant Manager - Omid Abtahi
Restaurant Waitress - Julie Remala
Officer Button - Will Carter
Cocktail Waitress - Bonnie Weis
Waitress - Dakotah Masset
Audience - Anthony Aria
Lesbian Poet - Janis Jones
Audience Member - Margaret Newborn
Poetry Club Member - Devanny Pinn
Sugar - Amy Rider
Jewish Rabbi - Gary Sievers
Audience Member - Joseph Sims
Audience Member - Scott Slifer
College Student - Cole Volmer
Professor's Wife - Pilar Walsh
Deirdre Obsessed Fan - Rachel Zeskind