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"Running with Scissors" quotes

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Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and spends his adolescent years as a mem

Director: Ryan Murphy
Writer: Ryan Murphy, Augusten Burroughs
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $7,022,827
Released: 27 Oct 2006
Awards: 3 wins & 7 nominations

43 Clips

Dr. FinchDeirdre BurroughsAugusten BurroughsNatalie FinchNeil BookmanAgnes FinchHope FinchPooNorman BurroughsSix-year-old Augusten Burroughs
Tell me so I don't feel so alone - Running with Scissors 00:04 Tell me so I don't feel so alone Sure Come on - Running with Scissors 00:31 Sure Come on I haven't had a choice - Running with Scissors 00:35 I haven't had a choice I'm not a child Hope - Running with Scissors 00:25 I'm not a child Hope I'm used goods - Running with Scissors 00:15 I'm used goods Stop antagonizing me Natalie Just stop transferring all of your anger onto me - Running with Scissors 00:36 Stop antagonizing me Natalie Just stop transferring all of... What's left - Running with Scissors 00:19 What's left Hope you've no business being in here This is my masturbatorium - Running with Scissors 00:09 Hope you've no business being in here This is my... Where would we be without our painful childhoods - Running with Scissors 00:05 Where would we be without our painful childhoods Now would you like some of these - Running with Scissors 00:14 Now would you like some of these Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out of schooI - Running with Scissors 00:46 Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out... I want to be grounded for sleeping with a 35 year old schizophrenic - Running with Scissors 00:11 I want to be grounded for sleeping with a 35 year old... The Angry Nun - Running with Scissors 00:39 The Angry Nun Hope you've no business being in here This is my masturbatorium - Running with Scissors 00:09 Hope you've no business being in here This is my... I just pooped - Running with Scissors 00:03 I just pooped I'm not as pretty as you and I don't have your talent - Running with Scissors 00:51 I'm not as pretty as you and I don't have your... Augusten please don't smoke my cigarettes - Running with Scissors 00:08 Augusten please don't smoke my cigarettes I don't understand - Running with Scissors 00:37 I don't understand In a good way I think he's a genius - Running with Scissors 00:27 In a good way I think he's a genius Is he an MD doctor - Running with Scissors 00:35 Is he an MD doctor So you're saying we should split up - Running with Scissors 01:08 So you're saying we should split up Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out of school - Running with Scissors 00:46 Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out... Hope you are by far my favorite daughter - Running with Scissors 00:08 Hope you are by far my favorite daughter I don't drink anymore Deirdre I haven't had a drink in three years - Running with Scissors 00:13 I don't drink anymore Deirdre I haven't had a... I'm unhappy - Running with Scissors 00:38 I'm unhappy You know what Augusten - Running with Scissors 00:17 You know what Augusten Steve takes me for granted There it is again Men - Running with Scissors 00:12 Steve takes me for granted There it is again Men Get the rage on the page women - Running with Scissors 00:07 Get the rage on the page women If by that you're asking am I the great patriarch the father giver - Running with Scissors 00:21 If by that you're asking am I the great patriarch the... My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father - Running with Scissors 00:11 My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father Are you ready - Running with Scissors 00:12 Are you ready I need high ceilings - Running with Scissors 00:05 I need high ceilings You know Natalie you're so oral you'll never get to anal - Running with Scissors 00:13 You know Natalie you're so oral you'll never get... You okay with what happened - Running with Scissors 00:46 You okay with what happened What is it It's an electroshock therapy machine - Running with Scissors 00:06 What is it It's an electroshock therapy machine I do I smell manure It's coming out of your ears - Running with Scissors 00:20 I do I smell manure It's coming out of your ears I'm gay - Running with Scissors 00:17 I'm gay What are you doing here - Running with Scissors 00:11 What are you doing here I don't eat pussy Psycho - Running with Scissors 00:05 I don't eat pussy Psycho I want rules and boundaries - Running with Scissors 00:14 I want rules and boundaries I'm available Dr Finch - Running with Scissors 00:08 I'm available Dr Finch According to Hope Freud died of kitty leukemia - Running with Scissors 00:13 According to Hope Freud died of kitty leukemia

Cast

Deirdre Burroughs - Annette Bening
Dr. Finch - Brian Cox
Neil Bookman - Joseph Fiennes
Natalie Finch - Evan Rachel Wood
Norman Burroughs - Alec Baldwin
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