Natalie is not coming. I told her I'd deal with it. Don't try to stop me, Agnes. I'm...
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Agnes Finch:
Natalie is not coming. I told her I'd deal with it.
Augusten Burroughs:
Don't try to stop me, Agnes. I'm going. I'm going to miss you.
Agnes Finch:
I'll miss you, too. You're a... the best son a mom could ever want. You need to know that.
[She hands him a small box filled with money]
Augusten Burroughs:
Oh, my God. Agnes, there's - there's a lot of money here.
Agnes Finch:
A penny here, a dime there. It adds up. The Doctor doesn't know I have it, of course. No one does. You know, this morning, the IRS came again. And I almost gave it to them. Then I though, "No. For once in my life, I'm going to invest wisely." When you write a book, you send me a copy. Goodbye, my sweet boy.
Augusten Burroughs:
Agnes. What're you gonna do now?
Agnes Finch:
I don't know. Maybe I'll take down the Christmas tree.
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I'm not a child Hope
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You're right Augusten you're not I'm sorry you're very mature
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It's just that I was speaking of the love you have when you're older Mature love
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And what do you Miss Iceberg know about mature love
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When was the last time you had anything in your twat besides a tampon
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That is the fucking truth
Clip duration: 25 seconds
Views: 137
Timestamp in movie: 01h 19m 27s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and spends his adolescent years as a mem
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