Who's Terrence Maxwell, Natalie? I've never heard of him. Tell me who he is. Tell me who...
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Augusten Burroughs:
Who's Terrence Maxwell, Natalie?
Natalie:
I've never heard of him.
Augusten Burroughs:
Tell me who he is. Tell me who he is.
Natalie:
Shut up.
Augusten Burroughs:
It kills you, doesn't it?
Natalie:
Shut up.
Augusten Burroughs:
Let it out!
Natalie:
Shut up!
Augusten Burroughs:
Tell me who he is, Natalie!
Natalie:
Shut up!
Augusten Burroughs:
Tell me so I don't feel so alone!
Natalie:
HE WAS THE ONLY ONE I EVER LOVED AND HE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE! DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
Augusten Burroughs:
A little bit. How'd you meet him?
Natalie:
Terrence started seeing my dad after his mom died. She left him everything. He was 41 when I was 13. He told me I was pretty. And he made me believe it. One day, he broke my collar bone, and I had to hitch-hike to the emergency room, and I passed out on the side of the road, and somebody found me. My dad told him that he'd press charges and that he'd go to jail unless he donated money to my college fund. Then he did. $75, 000.
Augusten Burroughs:
That's so great. So if you'd just apply...
Natalie:
My dad spent it. Every penny. So that the IRS wouldn't take this house. So... I do know what it's like, Augusten... to love somebody who doesn't deserve it. 'Cause they're all you have. God, I hate my life.
Augusten Burroughs:
I hate this kitchen. I need high ceilings.
Natalie:
Me too.
Augusten Burroughs:
Let's get rid of it then. Let's take down the ceiling.
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Stop antagonizing me Natalie Just stop transferring all of your anger onto me
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Please make an appointment to see Dad
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You know what Your avoidance tactics aren't gonna work Miss Hope
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You're the one that hates me and you're gonna have to confront that
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Is this really our dinner
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Fish sticks and grapes that's all you get I am not a maid and I'm not a chef
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You know Natalie you're so oral you'll never get to anal
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And you're never gonna get a dick in your dried out cunt you old maid
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Excellent Natalie your hysteria is spectacular
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You're moving from the anal onto the phallic
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 150
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 23s
Uploaded: 28 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and spends his adolescent years as a mem
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