No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the...
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Dr. Finch:
Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured! Agnes Finch:
What're you looking at? Natalie:
Dad's morning shit. Dr. Finch:
See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father. Agnes Finch:
Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath. Dr. Finch:
Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes. Hope:
But what does it mean, Dad? Dr. Finch:
It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father. [Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter] Dr. Finch:
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We're starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let's prepare
Everyone! Come quickly! Wake up! Wake up! A miracle! A miracle! A miracle has occured! Agnes Finch:
What're you looking at? Natalie:
Dad's morning shit. Dr. Finch:
See? See how the duplicoil is breaking out of the surface of the water? Holy Father. Agnes Finch:
Doctor, let me draw you a nice bath. Dr. Finch:
Agnes, go get a shoehorn. A shoehorn, Agnes. Hope:
But what does it mean, Dad? Dr. Finch:
It means our financial situation is turning around. It means things are looking upward. Literally, the shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father. [Augusten and Natalie try to hide their laughter] Dr. Finch:
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe. Agnes, I want you to carefully remove this, take it outside, and let it dry in the sun. We're starting a shrine, Agnes. A shrine. Hope, let's prepare
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Sure Come on
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So do you see your mom at all
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Sometimes
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On the weekends
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It's tough to have a sick mom right
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My mom couldn't handle me either Neither could my dad
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Yeah mine too He never wants to see me
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Where does that leave you
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At the crazy house of the even crazier Finch
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Do you think he's crazy
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Movie Summary
Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and spends his adolescent years as a mem
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Dr. Finch
Agnes Finch
