Well, the only loophole or way I could see me getting you out of school for any...
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Dr. Finch:
Well, the only loophole or way I could see me getting you out of school for any considerable length of time would be for you... to commit suicide.
Augusten Burroughs:
You want me to kill myself?
Dr. Finch:
Well, if you tried to kill yourself, I could explain to the schoolboard that you were psychologically unfit to attend, and that you needed intensive treatment. It would a staged suicide attempt. Of course, your poor mother would have to find you and drive you the hospital, where you would stay for three weeks or a month for observation.
Augusten Burroughs:
I don't know. It doesn't...
Dr. Finch:
Augusten. Where is your spirit of adventure?
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Well the only loophole or way I can see of getting you out of schooI
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for any considerable length of time would be for you to commit suicide
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You want me to kill myself Well if you try to kill yourself
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I could explain to the school board that you are psychologically unfit to attend
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and that you needed intensive treatment
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Lt would be a staged suicide attempt
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Of course your poor mother would have to find you and drive you to the hospital
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where you would stay for three weeks or a month for observation
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I don't know it doesn't I don't
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Augusten
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Where is your spirit of adventure
Clip duration: 46 seconds
Views: 105
Timestamp in movie: 01h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Young Augusten Burroughs absorbs experiences that could make for a shocking memoir: the son of an alcoholic father and an unstable mother, he's handed off to his mother's therapist, Dr. Finch, and spends his adolescent years as a mem
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