Well, even if I said anything, who would want the Bullshit job. He's a disgeace to me,...
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Captain Diel:
[On the phone with the FBI]
Well, even if I said anything, who would want the Bullshit job.
[about Carter]
Captain Diel:
He's a disgeace to me, he's a disgrace to my department, he's a disgrace to...
[Seeing Carter coming in]
Captain Diel:
Dan, I'm sending someone right over.
[Hangs up]
Carter:
Cap'n, Cap'n, I know you read the papers this morning. They lie, you know I don't do nothin' like that, y'know how they exaggerate, they just want a story.
Captain Diel:
2 officers were shot, 1 man lost a pinky.
Carter:
But, nobody died.
Captain Diel:
You destroyed half a city block.
Carter:
That block was already messed up.
Captain Diel:
You destroyed a lot of evidence.
Carter:
We still have some left.
Captain Diel:
What you did was dangerous, and completely against policy, not only that...
[Leans over to him, calmly]
Captain Diel:
You did a good job.
Carter:
[In disbelief]
What?
Captain Diel:
Everybody is so image proned, a lot of the cops around here are afraid of their own goddamn shadow, I like an officer that can, lay it on the line.
Transcript
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Even if I had an extra man
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who would want such a bullshit assignment
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Well it's a disgrace to me
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It's a disgrace to my department
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It's a disgrace to
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Dan I'm sending someone right over
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Captain I know you read the paper but they lying
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I wouldn't do nothing like that
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You know how the paper is They just want a story
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Two officers were shot One man lost a pinkie
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But didn't nobody die
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You destroyed half a block That block was messed up
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You lost lots of evidence We got a little left
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What you did was dangerous and completely against policy
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And not only that
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you did a good job
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What
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Everyone around here is so image conscious
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Everybody's so afraid of their own goddamn shadow
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It's nice to meet an L A detective
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who's willing to lay it on the line
Clip duration: 56 seconds
Views: 359
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 17s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: When Hong Kong Inspector Lee is summoned to Los Angeles to investigate a kidnapping, the FBI doesn't want any outside help and assigns cocky LAPD Detective James Carter to distract Lee from the case. Not content to watch the action from the sidelines, Lee and Carter form an unlikely partnership and investigate the case themselves.
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Actors
00:12 But he's only gonna get in my way
00:07 Now wipe yourself off
00:56 It was taken away from me
00:07 Well as long as we're gonna humiliate someone
00:09 Can I take your jacket
00:18 Don't act like you don't know nothing
00:04 Where the hell's Carter
00:28 I can't do that
00:30 Do you want anything
00:07 You got everybody excited about something being blowed up
00:16 Even if I had an extra man
00:05 What is this shit about your daughter
00:06 Get your big Happy Meal ass over
00:07 All right I'm gonna kick your ass
00:07 Hey what are you doing
00:03 Thank you God
00:08 Captain I don't think this is funny
00:05 Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days
00:07 Is there a problem officer
00:06 Come on come on