Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, seriously, Captain. Now I ain't playin'. Call...
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[Det. Carter is on the phone with Cptn. Diel complaining about the crappy G-14 classified assingment given to him by the FBI]
Carter:
Captain, I don't think this is funny. No, seriously, Captain. Now I ain't playin'. Call the FBI and tell 'em you made a mistake.
Captain Diel:
I can't do that, Carter. I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee will have a nice time together!
[Cptn. Diel, Det. Johnson, and other cops laugh]
Carter:
[getting angry]
I'm warning you, man. You better call the FBI or I'm dropping his ass off at Panda Express.
Captain Diel:
You drop this case, Carter, and you're suspended for two months without pay!
Carter:
All right. Well, you can forget about bein' Mayor then.
Tania Johnson:
Congratulations, Carter. Look like you finally got yourself a partner.
[Johnson hangs up; everyone is laughing]
Transcript
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Captain I don't think this is funny
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No I'm serious Captain I ain't playin'
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Tell the FBI you made a mistake
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I can't do that Carter
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I'm sure that you and Mr Lee will have a nice time together
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You better call the FBI or I drop his ass at Panda Express
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Drop this case you're suspended for two months without pay
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Well you can forget about being mayor then
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Congratulations Carter
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Looks like you finally got yourself a partner
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 396
Timestamp in movie: 00h 21m 44s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: action, comedy, crime
Summary: When Hong Kong Inspector Lee is summoned to Los Angeles to investigate a kidnapping, the FBI doesn't want any outside help and assigns cocky LAPD Detective James Carter to distract Lee from the case. Not content to watch the action from the sidelines, Lee and Carter form an unlikely partnership and investigate the case themselves.
Comments
Actors
00:30 Do you want anything
00:07 You got everybody excited about something being blowed up
00:16 Even if I had an extra man
00:05 What is this shit about your daughter
00:06 Get your big Happy Meal ass over
00:07 All right I'm gonna kick your ass
00:07 Hey what are you doing
00:03 Thank you God
00:08 Captain I don't think this is funny
00:05 Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days
00:07 Is there a problem officer
00:06 Come on come on
00:07 Action!
00:12 War...
00:31 You never told me
you spoke Chinese.
00:26 Are you all right?
00:22 Oh, shit!
00:05 Wipe yourself off, man.
You're dead.
00:06 Meet me on the roof.
00:21 -She OK?
-Yes.