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Captain, I don't think this is funny

Captain, I don't thinkthis is funny. No, I'm serious, Captain.I ain't playin'. Tell the...

Rush Hour • 1998

Captain, I don't thinkthis is funny. No, I'm serious, Captain.I ain't playin'. Tell the FBI you made a mistake. I can't do that, Carter. I'm sure that you and Mr. Leewill have a nice time together. You better Call the FBI orI drop his ass at Panda Express. Drop this case, you're suspendedfor two months without pay. Well, you can forgetabout being mayor then. Congratulations, Carter. Looks like you finallygot yourself a partner

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Captain I don't think this is funny

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No I'm serious Captain I ain't playin'

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Tell the FBI you made a mistake

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I can't do that Carter

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I'm sure that you and Mr Lee will have a nice time together

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You better call the FBI or I drop his ass at Panda Express

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Drop this case you're suspended for two months without pay

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Well you can forget about being mayor then

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Congratulations Carter

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Looks like you finally got yourself a partner

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من الافضل ان تتصل بمكتب التحقيقات الفدرالي أو سأركل مؤخرته

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اترك هذه القضية وستكون موقوف لمدة شهرين

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انسى بانك ستصبح رئيس البلدية

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مبروك كارتر

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اصبحت مثلك اخيرا احصل لنفسك على شريك

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السفارة

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مكان واحد يمكنك الذهاب اليه

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Le FBI va comprendre sa douleur

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Je vais résoudre cette affaire

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Absolument

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Je vais te montrer un truc Ça te dit rien

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C'est comme chez toi non

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Je connais pas la Chine mais ça doit être comme ça

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Les adresses des stars

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Dem FBI zeige ich was ich kann Den Fall löse ich selbst

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Genau das werde ich tun

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Aber erst zeige ich dir was Kommt dir das bekannt vor Wie zu Hause oder

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In China sieht's bestimmt genauso aus

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Hier schau John Wayne Kennst du John Wayne

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Kapten aku pikir ini tidak lucu

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Tidak aku serius kapten Aku tidak bercanda

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Beritau FBI kau membuat kesalahan

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Aku tidak bisa Carter

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Aku yakin kau dan Tn Lee akan bersenang senang bersama

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Lebih baik kau memanggil FBI atau aku akan melemparnya ke Panda Express

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Kau lepaskan kasus ini kau akan dihukum selama 2 bulan tanpa gaji

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Yah kau bisa melupakan tentang menjadi Walikota nanti

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Selamat Carter

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Sepertinya kau akhirnya mendapatkan seorang partner

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Ну я покажу этим фэбэеровцам что они не знают с кем связались

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Сам распутаю это дело

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Вот так то

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Сейчас я тебе кое что покажу Узнаёшь

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Совсем как дома верно Смотри прямо как дома

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Никогда не был в Китае но бьюсь об заклад там именно так

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Адреса звёзд

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Смотри смотри Джон Уэйн

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Capitán no me parece gracioso esto

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En serio necesita llamar al FBI y decirles que cometió un error

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No puedo Carter

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Estoy seguro que te vas a divertir mucho con el Sr Lee

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Llame al FBI o dejo al chino en un restaurante chino

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Dejas este caso y te suspendo dos meses sin paga

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Entonces olvídese de ser alcalde

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Felicidades

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parece que por fin tienes compañero

Available in 7 languages

Duration

29 seconds

Views

1,971

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:43

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Roger Birnbaum Productions,New Line Cinema,Caravan Pictures

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Movie Summary

When Hong Kong Inspector Lee is summoned to Los Angeles to investigate a kidnapping, the FBI doesn't want any outside help and assigns cocky LAPD Detective James Carter to distract Lee from the case. Not content to watch the action from the sidelines, Lee and Carter form an unlikely partnership and investigate the case themselves.

Actors

Carter

Captain Diel

Philip Baker Hall

Tania Johnson

Elizabeth Peña