Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Rushmore" quotes

Rushmore poster
A teenager at Rushmore Academy falls for a much older teacher and befriends a middle-aged industrialist. Later, he finds out that his love interest and his friend are having an affair, which prompts him to begin a vendetta.

Director: Wes Anderson
Writer: Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 86/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $17,105,219
Released: 19 Feb 1999
Awards: 16 wins & 16 nominations

79 video clips

Max FischerDr. Peter FlynnHerman BlumeMagnus BuchanRosemary CrossDr. Nelson GuggenheimBert FischerDirk CallowayMr. LittlejeansStudentSchool ProfessorErnieMargaret YangConciergeArchitectSchool Reporter
I saved Latin - Rushmore 00:09 I saved Latin My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne - Rushmore 00:08 My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the... I like your nurse's uniform guy - Rushmore 00:10 I like your nurse's uniform guy What's the secret Max - Rushmore 00:20 What's the secret Max She's my Rushmore Max - Rushmore 00:08 She's my Rushmore Max You guys have it real easy - Rushmore 00:51 You guys have it real easy Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up clubs - Rushmore 00:19 Maybe I'm spending too much of my time starting up... Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark - Rushmore 00:07 Why don't you just piss off Fischer you dotty skid mark Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me - Rushmore 00:15 Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young... Mmm I'm a little bit lonely these days - Rushmore 00:05 Mmm I'm a little bit lonely these days How did I hurt your feelings - Rushmore 00:15 How did I hurt your feelings What's his name again Max Fischer - Rushmore 00:14 What's his name again Max Fischer Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs - Rushmore 00:10 Also you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some... The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea - Rushmore 00:19 The the truth is neither one of us has the slightest idea I got punched in the face Oh boy - Rushmore 00:08 I got punched in the face Oh boy Well you pulled it off - Rushmore 00:12 Well you pulled it off I understand you're a neurosurgeon No I'm a barber - Rushmore 00:09 I understand you're a neurosurgeon No I'm a barber Well I didn't know we were going to dinner - Rushmore 00:07 Well I didn't know we were going to dinner I always wanted to be in one of your fucking plays - Rushmore 00:05 I always wanted to be in one of your fucking plays Sic transit gloria Glory fades - Rushmore 00:08 Sic transit gloria Glory fades Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today - Rushmore 00:06 Well tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to... Do you think we're gonna have sex - Rushmore 00:13 Do you think we're gonna have sex We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic probation - Rushmore 00:46 We're putting you on what we call sudden death academic... War does funny things to men - Rushmore 00:05 War does funny things to men So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah - Rushmore 00:12 So you were in Vietnam if I'm not mistaken Yeah Oh yeah And with friends like you who needs friends - Rushmore 00:05 Oh yeah And with friends like you who needs friends You said you wanted to put an end to all this - Rushmore 00:17 You said you wanted to put an end to all this What did you think Mr Littlejeans Best play ever man - Rushmore 00:05 What did you think Mr Littlejeans Best play ever man Dear Max I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out - Rushmore 00:19 Dear Max I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out You know you and Herman deserve each other - Rushmore 00:08 You know you and Herman deserve each other Is divisible by the inverse of the square root - Rushmore 00:44 Is divisible by the inverse of the square root Take it easy Max - Rushmore 00:13 Take it easy Max But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin - Rushmore 00:26 But moving on They're gonna cancel Latin Black hair glasses oval face - Rushmore 00:06 Black hair glasses oval face What was your major - Rushmore 00:19 What was your major She's sweet but she's fucked up - Rushmore 00:04 She's sweet but she's fucked up What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you first - Rushmore 00:34 What'd Guggenheim say Nothing I felt I should go to you... So what do you think of Max's latest opus - Rushmore 00:15 So what do you think of Max's latest opus What kind of fish - Rushmore 00:13 What kind of fish I guess we both have dead people in our families - Rushmore 00:05 I guess we both have dead people in our families You're a real jerk to me you know that - Rushmore 00:13 You're a real jerk to me you know that That's my son That's my Maxie - Rushmore 00:06 That's my son That's my Maxie That Edward has more spark and character - Rushmore 00:26 That Edward has more spark and character Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year - Rushmore 00:19 Did you hear they're teaching Japanese next year Let me show you the door - Rushmore 00:08 Let me show you the door So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross - Rushmore 00:11 So tell me curly how do you know Miss Cross Never in my wildest imagination - Rushmore 00:08 Never in my wildest imagination Well I just want to say I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day - Rushmore 00:06 Well I just want to say I'm sorry I threw rocks at you... She's in love with a dead guy anyway - Rushmore 00:04 She's in love with a dead guy anyway I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life - Rushmore 00:05 I just came by to thank you for wrecking my life Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan - Rushmore 00:12 Your mind's as warped as your ear Buchan Come work for me - Rushmore 00:16 Come work for me So you've changed your mind and you want the job No - Rushmore 00:08 So you've changed your mind and you want the job No I don't give a shit about the barracudas - Rushmore 00:06 I don't give a shit about the barracudas Maybe we'll meet again someday - Rushmore 00:07 Maybe we'll meet again someday That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality Award - Rushmore 00:19 That's the Perfect Attendance Award and the Punctuality... You guys have it real easy - Rushmore 00:51 You guys have it real easy Semper fi soldier Semper fi - Rushmore 00:14 Semper fi soldier Semper fi How would you describe it to your friends - Rushmore 00:16 How would you describe it to your friends Indefinitely - Rushmore 00:06 Indefinitely I just got home and I'm having a little snack - Rushmore 00:11 I just got home and I'm having a little snack You're like one of those clipper ship captains - Rushmore 00:12 You're like one of those clipper ship captains I know about you and the teacher - Rushmore 00:05 I know about you and the teacher What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the back of her Jaguar - Rushmore 00:19 What do you call getting a hand job from Mrs Calloway in the... Wait This could be it There's action across the street - Rushmore 00:07 Wait This could be it There's action across the street How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a quitter man - Rushmore 00:14 How in the hell did you ever get so rich You're a... Mr Blume how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school - Rushmore 00:07 Mr Blume how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced - Rushmore 00:05 Kids don't like it when their parents get divorced Is this fake blood - Rushmore 00:10 Is this fake blood Hello I'm Max Fischer - Rushmore 00:04 Hello I'm Max Fischer I just wanted to inform you about what's going on - Rushmore 00:11 I just wanted to inform you about what's going on In summation I have only one question - Rushmore 00:07 In summation I have only one question So this is where it all happens - Rushmore 00:07 So this is where it all happens I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume - Rushmore 00:38 I mean I thought you dumped me for Blume You're very pretty - Rushmore 00:07 You're very pretty Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway - Rushmore 00:26 Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway That's none of your business I know it's not - Rushmore 00:10 That's none of your business I know it's not How much are you worth by the way I don't know - Rushmore 00:11 How much are you worth by the way I don't know Okay are you fond of that mustache - Rushmore 00:05 Okay are you fond of that mustache

Cast

Max Fischer - Jason Schwartzman
Herman Blume - Bill Murray
Rosemary Cross - Olivia Williams
Bert Fischer - Seymour Cassel
Dr. Nelson Guggenheim - Brian Cox
All Cast