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School Reporter:
So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway? Max Fischer:
We shook hands. School Reporter:
Big deal. Max Fischer:
And I gave her my phone number. School Reporter:
Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now. Max Fischer:
What? Just tell that foreign Scottish guerilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talking about. School Reporter:
I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner. Max Fischer:
What are you, a lawyer?
So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway? Max Fischer:
We shook hands. School Reporter:
Big deal. Max Fischer:
And I gave her my phone number. School Reporter:
Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now. Max Fischer:
What? Just tell that foreign Scottish guerilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talking about. School Reporter:
I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner. Max Fischer:
What are you, a lawyer?
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Hey George So how'd it go with Mrs Calloway
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We shook hands Big deal
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And I gave her my phone number
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Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now
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What
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Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla to shut his fat face
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That's my best friend's mother he's talking about
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I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner
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What are you a lawyer
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Movie Summary
A teenager at Rushmore Academy falls for a much older teacher and befriends a middle-aged industrialist. Later, he finds out that his love interest and his friend are having an affair, which prompts him to begin a vendetta.
