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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

A very large, black strap-on penis

a very large, black strap-on penis

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a very large, black
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strap-on penis.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
9
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:27
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've never been on Cash in the Attic. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've n...
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not, mate. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not,...
That would explain why your eyes are crossed." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
That would explain why your eyes are crossed."
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the people." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the p...
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table...
* Everybody hurts * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:23
* Everybody hurts *
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you want me to bum you in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you w...
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum's sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know what I did with it? I put it underneath my mum&#...
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, my God. An earthquake. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I can't wait for bad news. Mum's like, "Oh, m...
This draft excluder's got balls, Dave." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
This draft excluder's got balls, Dave."
"Gay marriage is not natural." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Gay marriage is not natural."
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never seen a duck dressed as a vicar. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You don't see it in the animal kingdom. l've never...
She's out and about in her bachelorette party. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She's out and about in her bachelorette party.
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
She's getting muffled in a dance as old as time."
What I don't understand, more than anything, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
What I don't understand, more than anything,
We have awful things happen, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We have awful things happen,
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, Mum?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And her family were like, "Are you having a good time, ...
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I was on a plane recently. I heard a voice in the sky go,
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sweet one, then." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I was like, "You shouldn't have given me such a sw...
There was a mum telling her son off. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
There was a mum telling her son off.