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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"All right, Gary?""All right, guys. How you doing?" She can't show emotion.It's an...

"All right, Gary?"
"All right, guys. How you doing?" She can't show emotion.
It's an absolute, fuck, horror show

Full Transcript

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"All right, Gary?" "All right, guys. How you doing?"
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She can't show emotion. It's an absolute, fuck, horror show.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:26
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
You should've seen him at Christmas. "Is everyone all right for drinks?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
You should've seen him at Christmas. "Is everyone ...
Last year you pissed in a glass and went, ‘Apple juice?'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Last year you pissed in a glass and went, ‘Apple juice?'...
Mine is called Cuddly Barry, right? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mine is called Cuddly Barry, right?
He came around at Christmas. My mum went, "Bloody Barry's coming, the dirty shit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
He came around at Christmas. My mum went, "Bloody Barry...
I mean it. You watch the dogs. They freeze." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I mean it. You watch the dogs. They freeze."
They just drift into your life, tell magical lies... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
They just drift into your life, tell magical lies...
I reckon I could walk on my hands - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
I reckon I could walk on my hands
Are you gonna do that, Granddad?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Are you gonna do that, Granddad?"
But he wasn't like that towards the end of his life. My granddad had dementia. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
But he wasn't like that towards the end of his life. My...
And it's the worst. If you know anyone with it... It robs them of them. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And it's the worst. If you know anyone with it... It ro...
My granddad grabbed my nan's hand and just went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
My granddad grabbed my nan's hand and just went,
All of us melted. My granddad's like, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:18
All of us melted. My granddad's like,
'Cause I love you now the same way I always did." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
'Cause I love you now the same way I always did."
Grab it. Hopefully this will flash before your eyes before you die, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Grab it. Hopefully this will flash before your eyes before y...
It was pure, beautiful love." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It was pure, beautiful love."
Because my nan had clearly never received public love before. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Because my nan had clearly never received public love before...
She didn't know what to say, so she just looked to him and went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
She didn't know what to say, so she just looked to him ...
This is my bit. This is my bit. This is my bit." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
This is my bit. This is my bit. This is my bit."
That's why there's thunderstorms." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
That's why there's thunderstorms."
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'&quo...