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And then the last thing you'd want
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

And then the last thing you'd want is something that linked it back to you

And then the last thing you'd want is something that linked it back to you

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And then the last thing you'd want
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is something that linked it back to you.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:21
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard...
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we said. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we sa...
Every time I used to speak to a girl, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every time I used to speak to a girl,
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not doing anything." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not ...
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!"
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing
"If you do spot a terrorist, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"If you do spot a terrorist,
"Do not attempt to negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Do not attempt to negotiate."
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag.&quo...
Negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Negotiate."
What do you want?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What do you want?"
Do you want a Mars bar?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you want a Mars bar?"
"Do you have a Kit Kat?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Do you have a Kit Kat?"
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated.
All I got left is a Twix." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
All I got left is a Twix."
Before I give you this Kit Kat, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Before I give you this Kit Kat,
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s.
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was develop a personality. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was devel...
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged.
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it.