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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

And we will have a special cuddle." Those days are gone, man

And we will have a special cuddle." Those days are gone, man

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And we will have a special cuddle."
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Those days are gone, man.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:10
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a photo of my dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a ph...
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodging dicks all day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodgin...
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. You know my name." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. Yo...
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do...
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going,
There's not even a rock feature." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
There's not even a rock feature."
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just...
"Bring on the winter!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Bring on the winter!"
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you're truly lost in fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you...
But it doesn't look like porn, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it doesn't look like porn,
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two potatoes fighting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two pota...
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you're gonna cum. l'm gonna cum." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you...
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woman, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woma...
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes."
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of you, not just for her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of...
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'll do for us... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'l...
"Another one for me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Another one for me."
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how you know how old you are. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how ...
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us put our dirty dicks - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us p...
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels.