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Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Crawl into her brain,and kiss away the problems

crawl into her brain,
and kiss away the problems

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crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:09
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attacking themselves? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attackin...
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane world that we live in now. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane w...
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs.
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone,
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ...
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your business. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your b...
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's very hard, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's...
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matters, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matter...
We're all... looking for love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're all... looking for love.
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we woo you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we...
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember how cute we used to be? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember h...
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought of you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought...
And we will have a special cuddle." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And we will have a special cuddle."
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a photo of my dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a ph...
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodging dicks all day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodgin...
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. You know my name." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. Yo...
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do...
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going,
There's not even a rock feature." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
There's not even a rock feature."