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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Dead in a ditch." Sometimes my brain will suggestI do a thing that I would never do

Dead in a ditch." Sometimes my brain will suggest
I do a thing that I would never do

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Dead in a ditch."
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Sometimes my brain will suggest I do a thing that I would never do.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:48
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"What if you put your mum's head in a microwave?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
"What if you put your mum's head in a microwave?&q...
I know it's not the best way, you know? And it might send me madder, but... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I know it's not the best way, you know? And it might se...
It's nice, isn't it? Cannabis. 'Cause it lets you put your brain away. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's nice, isn't it? Cannabis. 'Cause it lets...
"It's all too much for me. I just need to drift." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"It's all too much for me. I just need to drift.&q...
We were watching Star Wars. He was like, "This is shit. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We were watching Star Wars. He was like, "This is shit.
Why is it, when they get their lightsabers out, you never see any moths?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Why is it, when they get their lightsabers out, you never se...
I got stoned with my mum. I recommend you do that. She's like, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I got stoned with my mum. I recommend you do that. She'...
L've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
L've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.'
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the dark. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the d...
It's in London, right? And my mum went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's in London, right? And my mum went,
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa.
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this...
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies my age that do a similar thing." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies ...
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig,
Dead in a ditch." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Dead in a ditch."
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died,
Three people that I adored are no more, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Three people that I adored are no more,
He's disgusting. But he says wise things. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He's disgusting. But he says wise things.
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Britain's Got Talent?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Brita...
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap."