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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Dead in a ditch." And that is tricky.And this tour's been hard

Dead in a ditch." And that is tricky.
And this tour's been hard

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Dead in a ditch."
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And that is tricky. And this tour's been hard.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
10
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:28
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died,
Three people that I adored are no more, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Three people that I adored are no more,
He's disgusting. But he says wise things. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He's disgusting. But he says wise things.
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Britain's Got Talent?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Brita...
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap."
To keep us all thick - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
To keep us all thick
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy program. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy...
We'll just get on with this, okay?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We'll just get on with this, okay?"
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that's disgusting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that&...
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone's ever said to me. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone'...
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone...
What's the point?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
What's the point?"
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possible, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possibl...
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible.
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive?
You could have died - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You could have died
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters...
I'll often open up the sock drawer - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I'll often open up the sock drawer
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone...
Do your best, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Do your best,