To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Please log in to add to collections.
Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"Get your dick out of your assand get ready for school!" "Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't...

"Get your dick out of your ass
and get ready for school!" "Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Yes!

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.024
"Get your dick out of your ass and get ready for school!"
00:00:05.012 --> 00:00:07.044
"Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?"
00:00:07.052 --> 00:00:08.036
Yes!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:01
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Sarah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Sarah!"
"I was scared, girls. I was scared." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
"I was scared, girls. I was scared."
"Lads, seriously. It's moving now." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Lads, seriously. It's moving now."
"Say hello to Facebook, you fat fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Say hello to Facebook, you fat fuck.
Tickle his balls. Tickle his balls." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Tickle his balls. Tickle his balls."
Your weirdest mate will go up to him, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Your weirdest mate will go up to him,
Do you ring the police? No. You take picture after picture. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you ring the police? No. You take picture after picture.
Sarah's out cold and Linda's rubbing her fanny on her face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Sarah's out cold and Linda's rubbing her fanny on ...
I gotta Snapchat this. Get a good one, Miriam. Get a good one. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I gotta Snapchat this. Get a good one, Miriam. Get a good on...
Hashtag muffling." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Hashtag muffling."
It's vital to laugh. Vital to laugh at yourself. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's vital to laugh. Vital to laugh at yourself.
L've got a lazy eye. I know it looks silly. People often point that out. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
L've got a lazy eye. I know it looks silly. People ofte...
Imagine that with my girlfriend. "Look at my eyes. Am I a real boy?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Imagine that with my girlfriend. "Look at my eyes. Am I...
It's good to laugh at ourselves, isn't it? I had a brilliant one recently, right. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's good to laugh at ourselves, isn't it? I had a...
And because l'm on the TV all the time, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And because l'm on the TV all the time,
But they weren't asking. It was weird. l'm stood there. Five different people. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But they weren't asking. It was weird. l'm stood t...
Five of them. l'm stood there. I didn't know what to do. I was so embarrassed. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five of them. l'm stood there. I didn't know what ...
Two little kids even went, "Oh, yeah. Let's get him as well." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Two little kids even went, "Oh, yeah. Let's get hi...
L'm so ashamed of what I said. This is the truth. I looked and went, "Hey! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
L'm so ashamed of what I said. This is the truth. I loo...
Come and have a chat!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Come and have a chat!"