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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Grabbing himself. She's like,"Will you stop touching your willy?" The kid looked at his...

Grabbing himself. She's like,
"Will you stop touching your willy?" The kid looked at his mum and went,
"Oh, Mummy

Full Transcript

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Grabbing himself. She's like, "Will you stop touching your willy?"
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The kid looked at his mum and went, "Oh, Mummy.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:47
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
I love it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I love it."
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leave the damn thing alone." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"Mother, if you had one of these you wouldn't leav...
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This bloke leapt out. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was in Edinburgh the other day. I was walking along. This ...
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out from a hedge. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I was walking along and there was a bloke that leapt out fro...
And he went, "Whoop." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
And he went, "Whoop."
I mean, you were in a hedge a minute ago." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I mean, you were in a hedge a minute ago."
My son is a huge fan of yours. He's in a car just down there. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
My son is a huge fan of yours. He's in a car just down ...
You can, please, go up to that car, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You can, please, go up to that car,
Which car is it? l'm gonna melt his braces." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Which car is it? l'm gonna melt his braces."
This is what he said to me. He went, "You can't go big enough. Really go for it.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
This is what he said to me. He went, "You can't go...
I ran up. I opened the door. Fuck, man. I really went for it. I just went... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I ran up. I opened the door. Fuck, man. I really went for it...
The kid looked at me and went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
The kid looked at me and went,
Like, about a year before my nan and granddad died, we went to see Nan. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Like, about a year before my nan and granddad died, we went ...
And she was in the hospital bed like, "All right, Russ. How you doing?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
And she was in the hospital bed like, "All right, Russ....
My Auntie Gary was there. She's my favorite auntie. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
My Auntie Gary was there. She's my favorite auntie.
She's called Auntie Gary because she self-injects botox - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
She's called Auntie Gary because she self-injects botox
"All right, Gary?" "All right, guys. How you doing?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"All right, Gary?" "All right, guys. How you ...
You should've seen him at Christmas. "Is everyone all right for drinks?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
You should've seen him at Christmas. "Is everyone ...
Last year you pissed in a glass and went, ‘Apple juice?'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Last year you pissed in a glass and went, ‘Apple juice?'...
Mine is called Cuddly Barry, right? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mine is called Cuddly Barry, right?