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He's disgusting. But he says wise things
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

He's disgusting. But he says wise things

He's disgusting. But he says wise things

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He's disgusting. But he says wise things.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:47
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Britain's Got Talent?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Brita...
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap."
To keep us all thick - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
To keep us all thick
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy program. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy...
We'll just get on with this, okay?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We'll just get on with this, okay?"
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that's disgusting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that&...
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone's ever said to me. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone'...
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone...
What's the point?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
What's the point?"
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possible, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possibl...
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"You made it. You're here. That is incredible.
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you know how lucky you are to be alive?
You could have died - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You could have died
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Literally thousands of your dead brothers and sisters...
I'll often open up the sock drawer - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
I'll often open up the sock drawer
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's very easy. You're here, then you're gone...
Do your best, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Do your best,
In this moment, right now, we are alive. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In this moment, right now, we are alive.
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Every one of us could have died on our dad's bellies.
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of your dads may be at home now killing siblings.