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I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

I didn't lose my virginitydressed as a German plumber

I didn't lose my virginity
dressed as a German plumber

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I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:06
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
There's probably people at home watching, thinking, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
There's probably people at home watching, thinking,
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I never spaffed on any girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I ne...
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started going on about it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started g...
I found out last year - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I found out last year
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy.&qu...
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset...
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems.
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attacking themselves? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attackin...
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane world that we live in now. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane w...
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs.
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone,
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ...
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your business. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your b...
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's very hard, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's...
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matters, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matter...
We're all... looking for love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're all... looking for love.
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we woo you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we...
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember how cute we used to be? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember h...
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought of you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought...