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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

I don't knowwhether this is the saddest thing or the funniest thing l've ever read

I don't know
whether this is the saddest thing or the funniest thing l've ever read

Full Transcript

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I don't know whether this is the saddest thing
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or the funniest thing l've ever read.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:34
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"If you do spot a terrorist, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"If you do spot a terrorist,
"Do not attempt to negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Do not attempt to negotiate."
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag.&quo...
Negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Negotiate."
What do you want?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What do you want?"
Do you want a Mars bar?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you want a Mars bar?"
"Do you have a Kit Kat?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Do you have a Kit Kat?"
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Shut up. I didn't realize we were gonna be infiltrated.
All I got left is a Twix." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
All I got left is a Twix."
Before I give you this Kit Kat, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Before I give you this Kit Kat,
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you ever think about that? I grew up in the '90s.
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was develop a personality. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We didn't have social media. All we had to do was devel...
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every thought, every picture, every moment, online, judged.
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Mostly we sat on walls, thinking. That was it.
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye
My mum's picking me up at 5:00." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
My mum's picking me up at 5:00."
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head ...
To be honest, he talks so much - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
To be honest, he talks so much
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." "Thank you very much. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." &qu...
* In a car with a bad man * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
* In a car with a bad man *