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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

I got stoned with my mum.I recommend you do that. She's like, "Cows have got no emotional...

I got stoned with my mum.
I recommend you do that. She's like, "Cows have got no emotional range

Full Transcript

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I got stoned with my mum. I recommend you do that. She's like,
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"Cows have got no emotional range.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:43
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
L've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
L've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.'
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the dark. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the d...
It's in London, right? And my mum went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's in London, right? And my mum went,
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa.
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this...
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies my age that do a similar thing." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies ...
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig,
Dead in a ditch." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Dead in a ditch."
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died,
Three people that I adored are no more, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Three people that I adored are no more,
He's disgusting. But he says wise things. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He's disgusting. But he says wise things.
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Britain's Got Talent?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Brita...
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap."
To keep us all thick - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
To keep us all thick
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy program. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy...
We'll just get on with this, okay?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We'll just get on with this, okay?"
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that's disgusting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that&...
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone's ever said to me. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone'...
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone...
What's the point?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
What's the point?"