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I reckon I could walk on my hands
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

I reckon I could walk on my hands from Edinburgh to London." "Amazing

I reckon I could walk on my hands from Edinburgh to London." "Amazing

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I reckon I could walk on my hands
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from Edinburgh to London."
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"Amazing.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:04
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Are you gonna do that, Granddad?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Are you gonna do that, Granddad?"
But he wasn't like that towards the end of his life. My granddad had dementia. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
But he wasn't like that towards the end of his life. My...
And it's the worst. If you know anyone with it... It robs them of them. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And it's the worst. If you know anyone with it... It ro...
My granddad grabbed my nan's hand and just went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
My granddad grabbed my nan's hand and just went,
All of us melted. My granddad's like, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:18
All of us melted. My granddad's like,
'Cause I love you now the same way I always did." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
'Cause I love you now the same way I always did."
Grab it. Hopefully this will flash before your eyes before you die, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Grab it. Hopefully this will flash before your eyes before y...
It was pure, beautiful love." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It was pure, beautiful love."
Because my nan had clearly never received public love before. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Because my nan had clearly never received public love before...
She didn't know what to say, so she just looked to him and went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
She didn't know what to say, so she just looked to him ...
This is my bit. This is my bit. This is my bit." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
This is my bit. This is my bit. This is my bit."
That's why there's thunderstorms." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
That's why there's thunderstorms."
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
‘Steady on, Socrates. l'm gonna lose my page.'&quo...
Well, God upsets me. He's a fucking weirdo. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Well, God upsets me. He's a fucking weirdo.
He could have selected any noise for the fox to make when it makes love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
He could have selected any noise for the fox to make when it...
"Well, I think we've absolutely nailed that." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Well, I think we've absolutely nailed that."
He made penguins. He gave them wings, but they can't fly. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He made penguins. He gave them wings, but they can't fl...
Like, do you remember what Lord Tebbit, the Tory peer, said in the House of Lords? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Like, do you remember what Lord Tebbit, the Tory peer, said ...
He just went, "Gay marriage could lead - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
He just went, "Gay marriage could lead
That's it, Linda. Does it taste like stamps?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
That's it, Linda. Does it taste like stamps?"