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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

I said, "What happened?" She went, "My little finger was bitten off by a wolfwhen I was...

I said, "What happened?" She went, "My little finger was bitten off by a wolf
when I was four." Most people would edge away from that

Full Transcript

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I said, "What happened?" She went,
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"My little finger was bitten off by a wolf when I was four."
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Most people would edge away from that.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:20
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Not my brother. Straightaway he went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Not my brother. Straightaway he went,
And you know when you're like, "Well, we're all going to die." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
And you know when you're like, "Well, we're a...
My sister rang me up. She said, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
My sister rang me up. She said,
Can you look after my baby?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Can you look after my baby?"
I had a brilliant one earlier this year. I went to Liberia for Comic Relief. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I had a brilliant one earlier this year. I went to Liberia f...
There was a village in Liberia that had been decimated by Ebola. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
There was a village in Liberia that had been decimated by Eb...
And, for some reason, they bring comedians to Africa to help. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
And, for some reason, they bring comedians to Africa to help...
Doctors would make more sense. "Nope. Bring on the funny-funny man." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
Doctors would make more sense. "Nope. Bring on the funn...
They had a new school that had been built out of the money that Comic Relief raised. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
They had a new school that had been built out of the money t...
There were children going to school for their first day ever. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
There were children going to school for their first day ever...
It was amazing. And, for some reason, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
It was amazing. And, for some reason,
Here's a question. Anyone here ever walk some kids out of an African village? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Here's a question. Anyone here ever walk some kids out ...
It's the weirdest moment. It's, "Morning. Hello. Hello." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
It's the weirdest moment. It's, "Morning. Hel...
Who the fu... Does he work for Madonna? Who is this? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Who the fu... Does he work for Madonna? Who is this?
Look. No. That is Ellen. Hello, Ellen!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Look. No. That is Ellen. Hello, Ellen!"
It was so funny. But we didn't want you to look like a dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
It was so funny. But we didn't want you to look like a ...
The mum came with us. There's a cameraman watching my every move. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The mum came with us. There's a cameraman watching my e...
* Oh, thank you, Jesus * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
* Oh, thank you, Jesus *
* Thank you, Jesus * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
* Thank you, Jesus *
But if I don't, l'm gonna shit blood." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
But if I don't, l'm gonna shit blood."