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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"I was scared, girls. I was scared." If that was a man,he'd still be on the fucking...

"I was scared, girls. I was scared." If that was a man,
he'd still be on the fucking Underground

Full Transcript

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"I was scared, girls. I was scared."
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If that was a man, he'd still be on the fucking Underground.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:35
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"Lads, seriously. It's moving now." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Lads, seriously. It's moving now."
"Say hello to Facebook, you fat fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Say hello to Facebook, you fat fuck.
Tickle his balls. Tickle his balls." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Tickle his balls. Tickle his balls."
Your weirdest mate will go up to him, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Your weirdest mate will go up to him,
Do you ring the police? No. You take picture after picture. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you ring the police? No. You take picture after picture.
Sarah's out cold and Linda's rubbing her fanny on her face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Sarah's out cold and Linda's rubbing her fanny on ...
I gotta Snapchat this. Get a good one, Miriam. Get a good one. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I gotta Snapchat this. Get a good one, Miriam. Get a good on...
Hashtag muffling." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Hashtag muffling."
It's vital to laugh. Vital to laugh at yourself. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's vital to laugh. Vital to laugh at yourself.
L've got a lazy eye. I know it looks silly. People often point that out. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
L've got a lazy eye. I know it looks silly. People ofte...
Imagine that with my girlfriend. "Look at my eyes. Am I a real boy?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Imagine that with my girlfriend. "Look at my eyes. Am I...
It's good to laugh at ourselves, isn't it? I had a brilliant one recently, right. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's good to laugh at ourselves, isn't it? I had a...
And because l'm on the TV all the time, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And because l'm on the TV all the time,
But they weren't asking. It was weird. l'm stood there. Five different people. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But they weren't asking. It was weird. l'm stood t...
Five of them. l'm stood there. I didn't know what to do. I was so embarrassed. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five of them. l'm stood there. I didn't know what ...
Two little kids even went, "Oh, yeah. Let's get him as well." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Two little kids even went, "Oh, yeah. Let's get hi...
L'm so ashamed of what I said. This is the truth. I looked and went, "Hey! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
L'm so ashamed of what I said. This is the truth. I loo...
Come and have a chat!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Come and have a chat!"
But this is where life is wonderful, because this bloke looked at me and went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
But this is where life is wonderful, because this bloke look...
And you never know when laughter's going to drift into your life. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And you never know when laughter's going to drift into ...