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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

If you want to shave your bits,do it for you. Don't do it for us

If you want to shave your bits,
do it for you. Don't do it for us

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If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:16
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
'Cause no man has ever found himself in paradise going,
There's not even a rock feature." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
There's not even a rock feature."
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You keep it hairy like a buffalo in a blizzard. Just...
"Bring on the winter!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Bring on the winter!"
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you're truly lost in fuck. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
'Cause sex is the best thing in the world. When you...
But it doesn't look like porn, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it doesn't look like porn,
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two potatoes fighting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's horrific, isn't it? You're like two pota...
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you're gonna cum. l'm gonna cum." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Are you gonna cum? l'm gonna cum. I think you...
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woman, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I just think it's horrible. If you're a young woma...
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Spaff on your face. That's where that goes."
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of you, not just for her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
When you lose your virginity, it should be awful for both of...
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'll do for us... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We should throw petals at their feet. The things they'l...
"Another one for me." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Another one for me."
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how you know how old you are. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you're in a long-term relationship, that's how ...
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us put our dirty dicks - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's a wonderful thing. The very fact that you let us p...
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Five points to Gryffindor, you heaven-sent angels.
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent from above." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I can't believe you're doing this, you angel sent ...
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you've got our brain in your mouth. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Do you know why we're like that? 'Cause you'v...
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looked like an '80s joystick. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
There's been times on this tour when my penis has looke...
It's meant to make you feel like you're making love to the lady. It doesn't. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's meant to make you feel like you're making lov...