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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

* In a car with a bad man * I would point out, if you're gonnabang me in the woods, l've...

* In a car with a bad man * I would point out, if you're gonna
bang me in the woods, l've got hay fever." "Get out." "All right

Full Transcript

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* In a car with a bad man *
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I would point out, if you're gonna bang me in the woods, l've got hay fever."
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"Get out." "All right.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:33
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Always talking myself out of a deal." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Always talking myself out of a deal."
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've been interviewing them. Interviewing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've bee...
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to,
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize....
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize."
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are trying to emulate porn stars. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are try...
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train...
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just...
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?"
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's f...
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn't, you fucking mongrels! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn...
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's got the flu on a trampoline. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's go...
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber.
There's probably people at home watching, thinking, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
There's probably people at home watching, thinking,
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I never spaffed on any girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I ne...
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started going on about it." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
I didn't even know what spaffing was until he started g...
I found out last year - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I found out last year
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy.&qu...
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset...
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems.