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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

It said on this note, "Run or hide." Cheers, guys

It said on this note, "Run or hide." Cheers, guys

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It said on this note, "Run or hide."
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Cheers, guys.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:51
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It's ISIS." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It'...
* Kumbaya * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
* Kumbaya *
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school...
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean back on your chair, Russ. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean ba...
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastamicated.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastami...
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number."
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D.
You're a dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
You're a dick."
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free."
And then the last thing you'd want - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And then the last thing you'd want
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard.' - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
"Some shitty pants here. It says ‘Russell Joseph Howard...
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we said. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
The rest of our family were listening in to everything we sa...
Every time I used to speak to a girl, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Every time I used to speak to a girl,
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not doing anything." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
"What are you doing, Russell?" "l'm not ...
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I had to get a lamp and go like that. "Whoa!"
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
I don't know whether this is the saddest thing
"If you do spot a terrorist, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
"If you do spot a terrorist,
"Do not attempt to negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
"Do not attempt to negotiate."
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Just some ISIS... "Just kneel before our ISIS flag.&quo...
Negotiate." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Negotiate."