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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"l'm in a mood." We'd play computer football,l'd wank him off, sorted

"l'm in a mood." We'd play computer football,
l'd wank him off, sorted

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"l'm in a mood."
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We'd play computer football, l'd wank him off, sorted.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:13
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
"You're better now, aren't you, Mr. Grizzly?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:19
"You're better now, aren't you, Mr. Grizzly?&...
That's what you do. "You all right? What's wrong?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
That's what you do. "You all right? What's wr...
Yes, I could fix this by talking rationally like I always do, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
Yes, I could fix this by talking rationally like I always do...
My girlfriend, she's brilliant. She works all the hours God sends. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
My girlfriend, she's brilliant. She works all the hours...
She works for the NHS. It's an amazing institution. And... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She works for the NHS. It's an amazing institution. And...
She has to live with me. It's a difficult life. Right? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
She has to live with me. It's a difficult life. Right?
"What the fuck have you been doing in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"What the fuck have you been doing in the attic?"
This is a very easy quiz." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
This is a very easy quiz."
Are you sure?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Are you sure?"
It's not my suitcase. It belonged to the person we bought it off. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's not my suitcase. It belonged to the person we boug...
I don't know what the fuck she thought I was doing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I don't know what the fuck she thought I was doing.
Four tins of Heinz tomato baked beans. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Four tins of Heinz tomato baked beans.
A very large, black - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
A very large, black
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've never been on Cash in the Attic. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
If you're English, you think thank Christ you've n...
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not, mate. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Is it a family heirloom?" "Fucking hope not,...
That would explain why your eyes are crossed." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
That would explain why your eyes are crossed."
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the people." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Like, "Bye. See you at the hospital looking after the p...
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Putting the strap-on on and just knocking beans on the table...
* Everybody hurts * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:23
* Everybody hurts *
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you want me to bum you in the attic?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She's like, "Is that what you want to do? Do you w...