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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

L'm Russell Howard.I can bring peace to the galaxy." 'Cause it really upset me, man.I...

l'm Russell Howard.
I can bring peace to the galaxy." 'Cause it really upset me, man.
I couldn't get it out of my head

Full Transcript

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l'm Russell Howard. I can bring peace to the galaxy."
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'Cause it really upset me, man. I couldn't get it out of my head.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:57
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
And now, every time I see a 16-year-old girl who looks upset...
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Crawl into her brain, and kiss away the problems.
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attacking themselves? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And why is it? Why are our young women slashing and attackin...
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane world that we live in now. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I think it's 'cause of the pressure. This insane w...
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Where supermodels lean back and they brag about their ribs.
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
No man has ever looked at a lady and gone,
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're not get, like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!"
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We're not gonna flip you over and go... Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! ...
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your business. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Some of you may do. I don't know how you conduct your b...
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's very hard, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
But when you're under pressure... And I think it's...
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matters, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
You do a job like a nurse or a doctor, something that matter...
We're all... looking for love. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We're all... looking for love.
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we woo you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
In the last 20 years, men have become assholes in the way we...
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember how cute we used to be? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
It's awful. Do you remember mixtapes? Do you remember h...
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought of you. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Here are some songs. I heard these songs and I thought...
And we will have a special cuddle." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And we will have a special cuddle."
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a photo of my dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
If you go on Tinder, it's just, "There's a ph...
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodging dicks all day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
No wonder you're cutting yourselves. You're dodgin...
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. You know my name." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
I didn't just walk up, "Let's talk minges. Yo...
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do it for us. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If you want to shave your bits, do it for you. Don't do...