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Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye and the abilityto only breathe through my mouth

Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye and the ability
to only breathe through my mouth

Full Transcript

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Luckily, l'd been born with a lazy eye
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and the ability to only breathe through my mouth.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:50
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
My mum's picking me up at 5:00." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
My mum's picking me up at 5:00."
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head in. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"Fucking leave him there, Dave. He does my bloody head ...
To be honest, he talks so much - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
To be honest, he talks so much
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." "Thank you very much. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just some bloke pulling up in a car, "Get in." &qu...
* In a car with a bad man * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:12
* In a car with a bad man *
Always talking myself out of a deal." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Always talking myself out of a deal."
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've been interviewing them. Interviewing. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I got that wrong. l've been filming them. l've bee...
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Do you know 40% of the kids that we've spoken to,
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize. I didn't realize. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I don't want... l'm not in. I didn't realize....
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Turn off the cameras. I didn't realize."
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are trying to emulate porn stars. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's 'cause we learn through porn and kids are try...
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I saw a teenage boy the other day watching porn on the train...
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Who the fuck watches porn for the stories? Just...
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's like Ross and Rachel, isn't it?"
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
When they lose their virginity they cum on the girl's f...
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn't, you fucking mongrels! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
They think that's what they're meant to do. It isn...
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's got the flu on a trampoline. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
You better cherish her, not make her look like she's go...
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I didn't lose my virginity dressed as a German plumber.
There's probably people at home watching, thinking, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
There's probably people at home watching, thinking,
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I never spaffed on any girl's face. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Boy in the back, "l'd like to point out, Mum, I ne...