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L've got an idea. This is my great idea
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

L've got an idea. This is my great idea

l've got an idea. This is my great idea

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l've got an idea. This is my great idea.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:26
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
To be honest, what l'm about to say is probably going to get a similar reaction. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
To be honest, what l'm about to say is probably going t...
We get kids to watch their parents make love. That is my idea. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
We get kids to watch their parents make love. That is my ide...
If l'm watching my mum and dad go at it, it's gonna be sweet. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
If l'm watching my mum and dad go at it, it's gonn...
You'll notice my bush is positively Wookiee-like. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You'll notice my bush is positively Wookiee-like.
Having a smashing evening, aren't we, David?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Having a smashing evening, aren't we, David?"
To be honest with you, it's fairly weird - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
To be honest with you, it's fairly weird
Luckily he's got a lazy eye and he can't focus." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Luckily he's got a lazy eye and he can't focus.&qu...
I think it would be tender, you know? My mum and dad love each other. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I think it would be tender, you know? My mum and dad love ea...
And my dad is always complimenting my mum and bragging her. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
And my dad is always complimenting my mum and bragging her.
My dad's always like, "Whoa! Bloody hell. Your mum, eh? Whoo-hoo!" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
My dad's always like, "Whoa! Bloody hell. Your mum...
He's shagging Mum. Give her one for me, you lucky bastard. Go on." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He's shagging Mum. Give her one for me, you lucky basta...
"Do you know the best thing about your mother's ass? - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
"Do you know the best thing about your mother's as...
I can slap your mum's ass, go and make myself a cup of tea, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I can slap your mum's ass, go and make myself a cup of ...
It's really odd, what happens, like, l'm very, l'm very aware. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's really odd, what happens, like, l'm very, l&#...
I think we all are. We're very aware of how troubled we are at the minute. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I think we all are. We're very aware of how troubled we...
Know what I mean? In the last couple years we've all realized, "l'm a bit crazy." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
Know what I mean? In the last couple years we've all re...
Dead in a ditch." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Dead in a ditch."
"What if you put your mum's head in a microwave?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:14
"What if you put your mum's head in a microwave?&q...
I know it's not the best way, you know? And it might send me madder, but... - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
I know it's not the best way, you know? And it might se...
It's nice, isn't it? Cannabis. 'Cause it lets you put your brain away. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
It's nice, isn't it? Cannabis. 'Cause it lets...