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L've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.'
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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

L've never once heard one go...‘Moo.' They must be happy. You'd never know it.You'd never...

l've never once heard one go...
‘Moo.' They must be happy. You'd never know it.
You'd never know it

Full Transcript

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l've never once heard one go... ‘Moo.'
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They must be happy. You'd never know it. You'd never know it.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:56
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the dark. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
We went to a restaurant the other day where you eat in the d...
It's in London, right? And my mum went, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's in London, right? And my mum went,
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
She keeps a hula hoop underneath her sofa.
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:16
I found it the other day. I was like, "What's this...
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies my age that do a similar thing." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
"I think you'll find there's a lot of ladies ...
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
I am. All the time. Like, this has been the fun gig,
Dead in a ditch." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Dead in a ditch."
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It's been amazing. But my granddad has died,
Three people that I adored are no more, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
Three people that I adored are no more,
He's disgusting. But he says wise things. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
He's disgusting. But he says wise things.
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Britain's Got Talent?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
The other day Mum said, "Dave, do you wanna watch Brita...
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
L'd rather shit in my hand and clap."
To keep us all thick - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
To keep us all thick
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy program. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
"There's the cakey program. There's the dancy...
We'll just get on with this, okay?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
We'll just get on with this, okay?"
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that's disgusting. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
I was talking to my dad about death. He said something that&...
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone's ever said to me. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
But it's the funniest, most profound thing anyone'...
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Granddad's dead. Nan's dead. Uncle Tim's gone...
What's the point?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
What's the point?"
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possible, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What you gotta do, go along, grab as many of them as possibl...