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Russell Howard: Recalibrate

"Mind the gap."If you need help with that, if you're thinking,"I want to be in the gap,"...

"Mind the gap."
If you need help with that, if you're thinking,
"I want to be in the gap," let them go

Full Transcript

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"Mind the gap." If you need help with that,
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if you're thinking, "I want to be in the gap," let them go.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:00
Uploaded
Oct 28, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Self-deprecating comic Russell Howard plows ahead through politics, porn, social media and his own shortcomings. Yet he somehow keeps it positive.
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island. That's all that means. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Just means there'll be one fewer person on Love Island....
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
There was a sachet inside the trainers that honestly said,
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding! - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Are there really people who go... "Trainer pudding!
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty bubbles." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:19
It's naughty bubbles, isn't it? It's naughty ...
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that, - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:10
"Dear Tesco, not being funny, but I was going like that...
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it going? Where's it going?" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
Some people can't eat bananas. "Where's it go...
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Like, my little cousin... This killed me the other day.
He was given a note from his school of what to do - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
He was given a note from his school of what to do
You can't even go to the fucking zoo now without being terrified. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
You can't even go to the fucking zoo now without being ...
It said on this note, "Run or hide." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
It said on this note, "Run or hide."
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It's ISIS." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
What did they think he was going to do? "Shit. It'...
* Kumbaya * - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:08
* Kumbaya *
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:07
Chinese burns. Wedgies. Leaning back on your chair at school...
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean back on your chair, Russ. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Do you remember those weird rumors? "Don't lean ba...
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastamicated.'" - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:13
There was a boy that did it once and now he's ‘spastami...
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
"Pick a number. Pick a color. Now pick a number."
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D. - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:05
Color!" "Red." "R-E-D.
You're a dick." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:09
You're a dick."
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free." - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:11
I fucking love erosion. I gotta set my sack free."
And then the last thing you'd want - Russell Howard: Recalibrate 00:06
And then the last thing you'd want